Gravity Falls Quotes

The future is in the past, on a weird street called Gravity Falls.

Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!

I do not give high fives. I give low twos.

When life gives you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell it to make its own lemonade!

No one loves you like I do. And by ‘I’, I mean me.

I’m watching you, Wazowski. Always watching.

I was raised by a TV and now I have a lot of unanswered questions.

Just because I can’t do it today, doesn’t mean I won’t be able to do it someday.

Sometimes, people want to be deceived.

A true gentleman never leaves a puzzle unsolved.

Next time you want to mess with someone’s head, use a pogo stick! It’s more fun!

I can’t believe I used to find mysteries fun. Now they just terrify me.

We’re gonna have to solve this mystery, mathematically speaking.

I don’t know who I am anymore. Who am I? WHO AM I?!

If you’ve ever taken a road trip through the Pacific Northwest, you’ve probably seen a bumper sticker for a place called Gravity Falls.

When we’re out of gas, that’s when our journey really begins.

In this town, there’s only one rule: never trust a talking pig.

The key to happiness is opacity.

Don’t start nothin’, won’t be nothin’.

Remember, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!

Gravity Falls Quotes part 2

Another one of life’s great mysteries: Why are all benches wet?

I can excuse a man for being wrong, but I will never excuse a man for being right!

Boy, you fight like a dairy farmer!

Maybe, just once, someone will call me ‘sir’ without adding, ‘You’re making a scene.’

If you can’t trust a car salesman, who can you trust?

You don’t have to live forever, you just have to live.

If you enjoyed mystery books, the back of cereal boxes and the internet, you’ve probably seen a suburban fantasy called Gravity Falls.

The grass isn’t greener on the other side, it’s greener where you water it.

There is magic in believing in yourself.

Never underestimate the power of a good blabbermouth.

It’s funny how dumb you are.

Smile, for someday you’ll be a skeleton.

Humor is my natural defense against life.

I’m not paranoid! I’m just prepared!

It’s all about attitude and what you do with it.

Family is the most important thing in the world, but I have to keep my shirt clean.

I may be dumb, but I’m not stupid.

I’m not good at being a dreamer, but I’m getting better at being a thinker.

Some people just have their own gravitational pull.

In this town, no one is what they seem.

There’s nothing a little high-octane stress can’t cure.

It’s not a good day if you’re not confused and afraid.

When you stop looking for the answer, you’ll find it.

I’ll always be serious about bacon. Bacon is no laughing matter.

When faced with the unknown, the greatest weapon is your imagination.