Gilmore Girls Quotes

Life’s short, talk fast. – Lorelai Gilmore

Coffee: because adulting is hard. – Lorelai Gilmore

In Omnia Paratus – Logan Huntzberger

I’m not a fan of reality. I much prefer my reality TV shows. – Lorelai Gilmore

Babette ate oatmeal! – Babette Dell

I don’t think of it as ‘weight,’ I think of it as ‘love’. – Sookie St. James

I’m attracted to pie. It doesn’t mean I feel the need to date pie. – Lorelai Gilmore

There’s no muffin basket big enough to apologize for that one. – Luke Danes

I love you, you love me, we’re a happy family. – Rory Gilmore

I would rather have 30 minutes of wonderful, than a lifetime of nothing special. – Shelby Forthright

My mother always said, ‘You can do anything you set your mind to.’ So I decided to set my mind to not doing things. – Paris Geller

You jump, I jump, remember? – Logan Huntzberger

People are particularly stupid today. I can’t talk to any more of them. – Lorelai Gilmore

I don’t comprehend people who talk slower than I do. – Emily Gilmore

You’re the Rory to my Lorelai. – Lane Kim

I don’t know what I want, but I know that it’s not this. – Rory Gilmore

A girl marches to the beat of her own offbeat drummer. – Lorelai Gilmore

My life is filled with pies and pancakes and bows and my life is better for it. – Sookie St. James

You don’t go to school to get a job, you go to school to get a life. – Lorelai Gilmore

I would like a cheeseburger to go, hold the cheese. – Luke Danes

The way I feel when I’m with you, like I’m coming home. – Jess Mariano

Don’t let anyone treat you like a yellow Starburst. You’re a pink Starburst. – Rory Gilmore

How can anyone not be afraid of love? – Lorelai Gilmore

I would rather be happy than dignified. – Paris Geller

I solemnly swear I’m up to no good. – Lorelai Gilmore

I’m living my best life in a small town. – Rory Gilmore

You should always say ‘I love you’ when you hang up the phone. – Lorelai Gilmore

Your heart’s been broken, mine’s been steps on. Maybe we can find a way to fix them together. – Jess Mariano

I have a dream, and it’s not in Paris. It’s here. – Rory Gilmore

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you’re pretty sexy and you’re taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with. – Lorelai Gilmore

I want to go to a college where the boys are cute and the weather is sunny all the time. – Rory Gilmore

I’m attracted to pie, but I’m not going to date it. – Dean Forrester

I can’t survive on frugality alone. – Lorelai Gilmore

Maybe some women aren’t meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run with them. – Paris Geller

I want to live a thousand lives, all at once. – Lorelai Gilmore

You don’t need fashion advice, your jeans fit like a glove. – Lorelai Gilmore

Life is full of surprises, but it’s no fun without a few sprinkles. – Sookie St. James

I wish you could go back to being the person you never were. – Rory Gilmore

I think everything is magical when you look at it through the right eyes. – Lorelai Gilmore

We should totally go shopping. I saw these shoes today and I thought of you. – Lane Kim

I don’t need any more wrinkles, I already have enough to start my own world map. – Emily Gilmore

You’re the only one who’s got everystep right. And now, at the top of the steps, you got to let go of the banister. – Dean Forrester

I like kids. They’re tiny, and they’re fun to throw. And maybe I’m going to hell. – Paris Geller

I may not always be there with you, but I’ll always be there for you. – Luke Danes

It takes a lot of coffee to be this cheerful in the morning. – Lorelai Gilmore.