Get Your Laughs On – Hilarious Quotes for Every Runner!

I run because I really, really like dessert.

Running: the only sport where you’re allowed to eat a cake afterward.

I thought about running, but I decided to walk instead †to the fridge.

Running: cheaper than therapy and more fun than jogging in place.

Why do I run? Because punching people is frowned upon.

If you see me running, it’s probably because there’s a sale at the nearest store.

I’m not a 10K runner, I’m a 10K ‘I’m going to eat pizza’ runner.

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.

If only my motivation to run was as high as my desire to eat.

I run like the wind… if the wind were made of molasses.

The toughest part of running is finishing your snack before you start.

Running is a great way to chase after tacos.

I run because I can’t find the remote control.

Running late counts as exercise, right?

I run for the endorphins, and also for really cool shoes.

Shinsplints are just my legs telling me I need a hug.

I’m in a love-hate relationship with running. I love to eat, but I hate to run.

I run so I can eat ice cream guilt-free.

Why walk when you can run… to the nearest snack bar?

Running is the only sport where I can trip over my own feet and call it part of my training.

Running: the art of putting one foot in front of the other while ignoring the urge to sit down.

Get Your Laughs On – Hilarious Quotes for Every Runner! part 2

I run to burn off the crazy, and then I eat to fuel the next round.

If running was easy, it would be called walking.

Running: because punching people in the face is illegal.

I jog because I have a dream: to someday outrun my calories.

Running is my way of escaping reality… and catching dessert.

Every mile is a little victory… and a little closer to pizza.

I run to explore the world… and then explore the snack aisle.

Running is my favorite form of procrastination.

My warm-up is my coffee break before I start running.

I don’t sweat, I sparkle †especially when running toward a donut.

Running and I have a mutual understanding: I won’t ask, and it won’t tell.

I run like a cheetah… if that cheetah was motivated by food.

Some run for the medals, I run for the post-race snacks.

I run marathons in my mind. The only finish line is a buffet.

Running is the only time I’m not thinking about what to eat next.

Keep calm and run on… to the nearest taco truck.

I tried running, but I kept hitting the pause button for snacks.

The best part of running? The food guilt relief afterward!

I run because my dog loves it †and I love him more than my couch.

Running: the only time I willingly chase the horizon.

What’s my running strategy? Just keep moving and hope for free snacks.

I don’t run to win; I run to eat second.

Running is like a relationship †it gets easier, but the snacks always get heavier.

When life gives you lemons, just run… to the lemonade stand.

I embrace my inner tortoise while running; slow and steady always wins the snack!

If you see me running, just assume it involves food at the finish line.

Running is my cardio, snacking is my lifestyle.

I’ll run for fun, but I won’t run for no snacks.

Every time I run, my goal is to make it back before my snack gets cold.