Get Ready to Laugh with These Hilarious Have a Great Weekend Quotes!

Weekend forecast: 100% chance of relaxing and having fun!

I am making a resolution this weekend to be a couch potato and do absolutely nothing productive. Wish me luck!

Weekends are like rainbows – they brighten up even the gloomiest of days!

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode for the weekend.

My weekend plans: doing absolutely nothing, and then resting afterwards.

Weekend to-do list:

Nap,

Repeat.

Weekends are like superheroes – they swoop in and save you from the monotony of the workweek.

I’m so excited for the weekend, I could do a little dance. Or take a nap. One of those.

Weekends are meant to be outdoor adventures – like going from the bedroom to the living room.

I tried to make it to the gym this weekend, but I accidentally went to the fridge instead.

Weekends are for daydreaming about all the things you didn’t have time to do during the week.

Behind every great weekend is a strong cup of coffee.

I may be on a budget this weekend, but I’m still gonna have a blast.

Weekend rule #1: Sleep until you’re hungry, then eat until you’re sleepy.

Weekends are a reminder that life should be lived to the fullest – even if it’s just by binge-watching your favorite TV show.

Weekend plans: doing absolutely nothing and then wondering where the time went.

The only thing better than a weekend is a long weekend.

Weekends are like mini-vacations – without the packing or the travel expenses.

Just a reminder: weekends are for relaxation, not for doing laundry.

Weekends are when the pajamas come out to play.

Nothing elevates the mood like a weekend getaway – even if it’s just from the living room to the backyard.

Weekend rule #1: Never leave the house without a snack.

I’m on a seafood diet this weekend – I see food and I eat it.

Weekends are a time to recharge and refuel – preferably with pizza and wine.

Weekend goal: Get just as much sleep as a cat.

Weekends are for sweatpants and messy buns.

The weekend: the most productive time of the week for daydreaming.

Weekend reminder: Calories don’t count when it’s the weekend.

Weekends are for exploring new hobbies – like napping and eating.

A weekend well spent brings a week of content.

Do more of what makes you happy on the weekends – like eating ice cream for breakfast.

Weekend mission: Find the perfect balance between sleep and adventure.

Weekends are for adventures – even if it’s just exploring the snack aisle at the grocery store.

Weekends are for forgetting about the world and getting lost in a good book.

Weekends are a tribute to the triumph of laziness over productivity.

Weekend plans: staying in bed until noon, then moving to the couch.

Weekend checklist:

Relax,

Repeat,

Take a nap,

Repeat.

Weekend goals: Be as carefree as a kid and as relaxed as a sloth.

Weekends are a time to let your hair down – or put it up in a messy bun.

Weekends are for dancing like nobody’s watching – preferably in the privacy of your own home.

Weekend mood: Slightly salty and full of possibility.

Weekends are magical – they can turn the most boring person into someone with interesting plans.

Weekend rule #1: No alarms allowed.

Weekends are a time to restore your sanity before Monday comes crashing in.

Weekends are for treating yourself – to extra sleep, extra food, and extra laughter.