Futurama Quotes

Good news, everyone!

Shut up and take my money!

I’m a 25-star man in a 3-star town.

In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces.

I’m sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.

When I’m in charge, every idiot who goes on TV will get their own show.

I’d hate to be stuck here with nothing to do but read books and have sex.

If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

I’m not a crazed gunman, dad, I’m an assassin. Well, the difference being one’s a job and the other’s mental sickness!

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

I’m not programmed for friendship; I am a delivery robot.

As the candy hearts poured into the fiery quasar, a wonderous thing happened, why not.

I plead not-alive to all these charges!

You’ve got to respect her; she can take a punch as well as she can dish one out.

When push comes to shove, you’ve gotta do what you love, even if it’s not a good idea.

Hey, I’m a delivery boy. I’m not supposed to make judgments; I’m supposed to go on misadventures.

Stupid anti-pimping laws!

I don’t know what’s more humiliating, having to beg you or begging my family.

I’d say I’m sorry if I thought you’d listen.

Futurama Quotes part 2

With great mustache comes great responsibility.

If you’re doing things right, people won’t know you’ve done anything at all.

You should know that scientists can’t prove that this Earth isn’t being controlled by alien chickens.

Why are you so concerned with the mating habits of a bunch of teenagers? Did you lose a bet?

I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif. With enemies you know where they stand, but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me.

Leela, Bender, we’re going grave-robbing.

You can’t own property, man!

I’m not saying the gay community invented disco, but they certainly perfected it.

You people with your heads not in the ground. You should check out what’s down here.

I have a gut feeling.

It’s not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it if it were easy.

Why do humans care about other people’s sex lives so much? Are your lives so miserable you can’t stand it?

Ah, the ‘Breakfast Club’ soundtrack! I can’t wait until I’m old enough to feel ways about stuff!

There’s no scientific consensus that life is important.

Life is hilariously cruel.

If there’s anything I’ve learned, it’s that life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

Hey, sexy mama… wanna kill all humans?

You didn’t hurt me; you hurt my feelings.

You can’t just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!

I can explain. It’s very valuable.

Hey, Zoidberg, a little help?

Well, the jerk store called, and they’re running out of you!

That’s some nice heliotropic steering. What do you call that?

We’ve been stuck in neutral so long, I’ve forgotten what forward feels like.

I don’t pretend to know what the future holds, but I do know it’s gonna be expensive.

Remember, evil spelled backward is live, and we all want to do that.