Remember, the only mistake is erasing a funny quote from the whiteboard.
Today’s quote is sponsored by the random thoughts in my head.
Warning: Excessive laughter may cause eraser stains on the whiteboard.
Smile! It confuses people.
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.
Thank you, brain, for saving all your important thoughts for the whiteboard.
Life is too short for serious whiteboard quotes.
I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Whiteboards are cool, just like you.
If you’re reading this, you’re too close to the whiteboard.
I thought I wanted a career, but it turns out I just wanted a whiteboard full of funny quotes.
I put all my best quotes on the whiteboard so people think I’m funny in real life too.
The person who erases funny quotes from the whiteboard should be banished to the land of boring.
Pro tip: Don’t underestimate the power of a funny whiteboard quote to brighten someone’s day.
You don’t have to be crazy to work here. We’ll train you.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Who needs stress balls when you have a whiteboard full of funny quotes?
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel.
The whiteboard: Where thoughts become quotes and quotes become legends.
Funny Whiteboard Quotes part 2
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
I’m not clumsy. I’m just overly alert to gravity.
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. But don’t worry, I wrote a quote about it on the whiteboard.
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
I told myself that I should stop procrastinating, but I’m not sure if now is a good time.
If you want to make everyone happy, don’t be the manager. Sell ice cream.
I’m not arguing. I’m just explaining why I’m right.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.
I’m not saying I’m Batman. I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room together.
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. I hide mine on the whiteboard.
I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something shiny.
Life is like photography. You use the negatives to develop.
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.
I’m not lazy. I’m on energy-saving mode.
I wanted to lose weight, so I decided to let go of my weight scale. Now I feel much lighter.
The whiteboard is a blank canvas waiting for the masterpiece of a funny quote.
Happiness is a cupcake in each hand.
I don’t need a whiteboard to have a good time, but it helps.
Remember, it’s not the size of the whiteboard quote that matters, it’s how much it makes you laugh.
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