Funny Volleyball Quotes to Make You Spike with Laughter

Volleyball: where serving is the only time you can legally hit someone.

I’m not short, I’m just volleyball player sized.

Why be a princess when you can be a queen of the volleyball court?

Volleyball is like a chess game, just with more spiking and less thinking.

You know you’re a serious volleyball player when you practice your serves in the shower.

Is it weird that I feel like I’m flying when I spike a volleyball?

Forget the court, the real battle is getting the sand out of your shorts.

I don’t run, I volley.

I like my volleyball how I like my coffee: hot and full of spikes.

The only thing that should ever be over the net is a volleyball.

When life gets tough, just remember… you could be trying to dig a spike in a sandstorm.

I have a black belt in volleyball, and by black belt, I mean my shorts are covered in dirt.

You can’t spike with us.

Life is better when you’re diving for a volleyball.

Volleyball: the only sport where your feet are allowed to touch the table.

Who needs friends when you have a killer volleyball serve?

Be the volleyball player your dog thinks you are.

Life’s a beach, so grab a volleyball and start spiking.

Spiking a volleyball is the best kind of therapy.

Volleyball: the sport where everyone gets to touch balls.

I’m not clumsy, I’m just an expert at dodging rogue volleyballs.

Funny Volleyball Quotes to Make You Spike with Laughter part 2

Serving an ace is my way of saying, ‘I told you so.’

You can’t spell spike without ‘I’ and ‘win’.

Volleyball: where you can’t make everyone happy, so you just spike it over their heads.

Who needs a prince charming when you have a team full of volleyball players?

I may look sweet and innocent, but I can spike a volleyball right through your ego.

Volleyball is my happily-ever-after.

If life gives you lemons, spike them over the net.

In the game of volleyball, there are no losers, just people who underestimated my spikes.

Volleyball: the sport where spiking is encouraged and hitting is not.

Life is short, but my vertical jump is not.

Forget diamonds, a volleyball is a girl’s best friend.

Volleyball is the reason I’m always a little sandy.

I may not be the tallest player on the court, but I have the biggest heart.

If you can’t handle the spike, stay off the court.

Volleyball: the sport where you can get a killer workout and a tan at the same time.

I don’t play volleyball to impress boys, I play to impress myself.

Volleyball: where making a mistake just means you get to try again.

Who needs a magic carpet when you can fly through the air for a spike?

You know you’re a volleyball player when you’ve tried to pancake a waffle.

They say home is where the heart is, but my heart is on the volleyball court.

Volleyball: the sport where yelling ‘mine’ is a legitimate form of communication.

I may be short, but my spiking game is on point.

You miss 100% of the spikes you don’t take.

Volleyball: the sport where teamwork makes the dream work, and by dream work, I mean winning championships.