Funny Tumbler Cup Sayings

I’m not a morning person, but I am a coffee person.

Coffee: because adulting is hard.

I only need coffee on days ending with ‘y’.

Coffee: the most important meal of the day.

Coffee: my happy place in a cup.

I run on coffee, sarcasm, and inappropriate thoughts.

Too much Monday, not enough coffee.

Life happens, coffee helps.

Coffee and naps are the key to my heart.

Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee.

Coffee: because it’s too early for wine.

Coffee: because caffeine and happiness go hand in hand.

Procaffeinating: the tendency to not start anything until you’ve had your coffee.

Coffee: the fuel that powers the world.

Coffee: the real breakfast of champions.

First I drink the coffee, then I do the things.

Coffee is a hug in a mug.

Coffee: the answer to all of life’s problems.

Decaffeinated coffee is just a sad, empty mug.

Coffee: the perfect blend of magic and motivation.

Life is too short for bad coffee.

Coffee: because adulting without it is just pretending.

Coffee: it’s not just a drink, it’s a lifestyle.

Coffee: the most important love affair of my life.

Coffee: the bitter truth that keeps me going.

Coffee: the legal drug I can’t live without.

Coffee: fuel for my creative chaos.

Coffee: my morning superpower.

Funny Tumbler Cup Sayings part 2

Coffee makes me feel less murdery in the morning.

Coffee: the reason I wake up every morning.

Coffee: the perfect excuse for a break.

Coffee: because adulting is overrated.

Coffee: the ultimate multitasking tool.

Without coffee, I’m just a grouchy toddler in adult clothing.

Coffee: the best part of waking up, besides not having to go to work.

Coffee: you keep me grounded, literally.

Coffee: the nectar of the gods… and tired moms.

Coffee: the secret to my success. And my survival.

Coffee: my brain’s favorite way to wake up.

Coffee: my silent partner in crime.

Coffee: the only thing that can rival my love for memes.

Coffee: my guaranteed mood booster.

Coffee: the elixir of productivity.

Coffee: because mornings are for the brave.

Coffee: the ultimate liquid courage.