Funny tombstone sayings

Here lies a man who had a way with words… and a few too many tequila shots.

I told you I was sick!

Gone, but not forgotten… because I have a killer Facebook profile.

I always said I wanted to be six feet under… I just didn’t mean literally.

Death by bacon: a delicious way to go.

If you can read this, you’re standing too close.

Here lies a man who never met a taco he didn’t like.

I guess that ‘one more drink’ wasn’t such a good idea.

I may be gone, but my Netflix subscription lives on.

I’d rather be shopping… but I guess this works too.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If death gives you tombstones, write funny sayings.

Life is short, death is shorter. Enjoy every moment!

I told my family to bury me with all my money… but they didn’t listen.

I always knew my cat would outlive me.

I finally found the remote.

I can see you. And yes, I’m judging you.

Buried treasure? Nah, I’d rather be buried in pizza.

Death: the ultimate form of ghosting.

I died doing what I loved: eating pizza and binge-watching Netflix.

I put the ‘fun’ in funeral.

Please bury me with my phone, so I can update my status from the afterlife.

I was never good at following directions.

Death is just another excuse for a costume party.

Please don’t let my mother-in-law create my tombstone. She can’t spell.

Funny tombstone sayings part 2

I always wanted to be a rock star… looks like I finally made it.

If you’re reading this, take a selfie and tag me in it.

I told you I didn’t need a flu shot!

I wouldn’t recommend this hotel.

Death: the ultimate form of retirement.

Remember, it’s not the years in your life, it’s the laughs in your obituary.

I may be dead, but at least I don’t have to pay taxes anymore.

I always wanted a story-worthy death… guess I got my wish.

Who needs a six-pack when you can have a keg?

If you’re going to bury me, make sure it’s near a Starbucks.

Death is just an extended vacation without Wi-Fi.

I told you I couldn’t live without you. Looks like I was wrong.

Here lies a man who knew how to party… maybe a little too well.

Start spreading the news, I’m leaving today… and never coming back.

If you’re looking for me, I’ll be at the nearest speakeasy.

I guess those kale smoothies didn’t save me after all.

I’ll be the mummy who haunts your dreams.

Death is just a cosmic punchline.

Here lies a man who loved food more than life itself.

I guess my 15 minutes of fame are up.

I always wanted to be a legend… now I’m just a punchline on a tombstone.