Funny Texas Weather Quotes

In Texas, if you don’t like the weather, just wait a few minutes. It’ll change.

Texas weather is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.

Texas weather is like a roller coaster, it’s full of ups and downs.

In Texas, we have four seasons: hot, hotter, hottest, and slightly less hot.

Texas weather is so unpredictable, it’s like trying to guess the winning lottery numbers.

Texas weather can’t make up its mind, it’s as indecisive as a teenager picking an outfit.

You know you’re in Texas when the weatherman says ‘Hold on to your hats!’

The only thing consistent about Texas weather is its inconsistency.

Texas weather is like a child throwing a tantrum, it changes its mind every few minutes.

In Texas, Mother Nature likes to play pranks on us with her weather tricks.

Texas weather is like a drama queen, always making a scene.

If you don’t like the weather in Texas, just wait five minutes and it’ll scare you even more.

Texas weather is like a spoilt child, it refuses to cooperate and has frequent meltdowns.

Texas weather will take you from sweating to shivering in a matter of hours.

In Texas, we have a love-hate relationship with the weather. We love to complain about it.

Texas weather likes surprises, it can turn a sunny day into a thunderstorm in an instant.

You know it’s a summer day in Texas when your car becomes a sauna.

Texas weather is like a game of hide and seek, you never know if it’s going to rain or shine.

The best way to dress for Texas weather is in layers, because you never know when it’ll switch from hot to cold.

Texas weather is like a puzzle, you have to figure out which combination of clothes will keep you comfortable.

Texas weather is like a riddle, it keeps you guessing what it’s going to do next.

Texas weather is like a flirt, it teases you with a cool breeze and then smacks you with a heatwave.

In Texas, we don’t have snow days, we have ‘surprise ice rink’ days.

Living in Texas means you’re always prepared for any type of weather, even if it’s all in one day.

Only in Texas can you experience all four seasons in a single week.

Texas weather can make you feel like a meteorologist, constantly checking the radar for sudden changes.

If you can survive a Texas summer, you can survive anything Mother Nature throws at you.

Texas weather is like a soap opera, there’s always some kind of dramatic twist.

In Texas, the weather is as stubborn as a mule, refusing to change on command.

Texas weather is like a tornado, it can turn your hairdo into a mess within seconds.

When you live in Texas, you learn to appreciate a good breeze like it’s a gift from the weather gods.

Texas weather is like a wild horse, it refuses to be tamed by anyone.

Living in Texas means embracing the fact that you’ll never have a ‘good hair day’, thanks to the humidity.

Texas weather can make you question your decision to wear shorts in the morning and a jacket in the afternoon.

In Texas, the heat is our constant companion, like a clingy friend you can’t shake off.

If you want to know what Hell feels like, just step outside in the middle of a Texas summer.

Texas weather is like a bad magician, it can make rain disappear within seconds.

When it comes to Texas weather, it’s better to carry an umbrella and never use it, than to leave it at home and get soaked.

In Texas, we don’t need alarm clocks, the weather will wake you up with its extreme changes.

Texas weather is like a drunk person stumbling around, you’re never quite sure where it’s going to end up.

In Texas, we have a love-hate relationship with the sun. We love the vitamin D, but hate the sunburns.

Texas weather is like a workout, it keeps us sweating and guessing what’s next.

The weather in Texas is as bipolar as a soap opera character.

Texas weather is like a roller coaster ride, it’s exhilarating and terrifying at the same time.

Living in Texas means learning to dance in the rain and sweat in the sun.

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