Funny Tequila Sayings

1. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
2. Tequila: liquid courage in a bottle.
3. Tequila may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
4. In tequila we trust.
5. I don’t always drink tequila, but when I do, I prefer it with lime and salt.
6. Tequila makes me happy, you not so much.
7. Tequila is like a good friend, always there when you need it.
8. Tequila is my spirit animal.
9. Tequila, the drink that causes all of life’s problems, but also solves them.
10. If life gives you limes, make tequila shots.
11. Tequila: it’s not just for breakfast anymore.
12. Tequila: because sometimes beer just isn’t enough.
13. I have a love-hate relationship with tequila, but mostly love.
14. Tequila, because no good story ever started with a salad.
15. Tequila: the official drink of ‘just one more.’
16. I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a tequila solution.
17. Tequila: the adult version of liquid courage.
18. Tequila: the reason why we have to apologize to our livers the next morning.
19. Tequila: the only time you can dance on the table without looking like a fool.
20. Tequila, because sometimes you just need to lick some salt and take a shot.
21. Tequila is not a drink, it’s a lifestyle.
22. Tequila, the nectar of the gods.
23. Tequila: it’s not the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
24. Tequila: it’s not just for Cinco de Mayo anymore.
25. Tequila: the liquid that can turn a bad day into a great night.
26. Tequila: the reason why we don’t remember last night.
27. Tequila: because life is too short to drink bad booze.
28. I’m not drunk, I’m just tequila-inspired.
29. Tequila, because sometimes you just need a little liquid sunshine.
30. Tequila: the one thing that can always make me forget my problems.
31. Tequila: it’s not just a drink, it’s a lifestyle.
32. I only drink tequila on days that end in ‘y’.
33. Tequila: the original party starter.
34. Tequila: because sometimes you just need a liquid hug.
35. Tequila: the only thing that can make me forget my ex.
36. Tequila: because beer just doesn’t have the same kick.
37. Tequila: because every great story starts with a shot.
38. Tequila: the reason why we never have any regrets.
39. I never met a tequila shot I didn’t like.
40. Tequila: the one thing that always gets the party started.
41. Tequila: the liquid that can turn a dull night into an adventure.
42. Tequila: the reason why we believe we can dance like nobody’s watching.
43. Tequila: the one drink that never judges us.
44. Tequila: the reason why we always wake up with a smile.
45. Tequila: the drink that gives us wings.
46. Tequila: the reason why we always have a good time.
47. Tequila: the drink that makes us feel invincible.
48. Life is better with a little salt, lime, and tequila.
49. Good tequila doesn’t make you drunk, it makes you happy.
50. The best nights always start with tequila.
51. Tequila is my spirit animal.
52. When life gives you lemons, make margaritas.
53. In tequila we trust.
54. Tequila is like liquid gold.
55. Tequila: because sometimes wine just isn’t strong enough.
56. Tequila: the answer to all of life’s problems.
57. Tequila makes me a better dancer.
58. I don’t always drink tequila, but when I do, I prefer it with salt and lime.
59. Tequila is not just a drink, it’s a lifestyle.
60. Tequila: the perfect drink for any occasion.
61. Tequila is like a hug in a glass.
62. I have a love-hate relationship with tequila, but mostly love.
63. Tequila is the ultimate party starter.
64. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
65. The best things in life are free, except for tequila.
66. I don’t always drink tequila, but when I do, I drink it with friends.
67. Tequila: the liquid courage you need to take on the world.
68. Everything in moderation, except for tequila.
69. A good tequila is like a good friend, always there when you need it.
70. Tequila: the reason why I wake up with a smile on my face.
71. I don’t need therapy, I just need a good tequila.
72. Tequila: because sometimes beer just isn’t enough.
73. Tequila: the cure for a bad day.
74. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy tequila, and that’s pretty much the same thing.
75. Tequila makes the heart grow fonder.
76. Tequila: the drink that brings everyone together.
77. Tequila: the only thing better than a good friend.
78. Tequila: the drink that puts the fiesta in your party.
79. Tequila: the fuel that keeps the fun going all night long.
80. Tequila: the drink that never goes out of style.
81. I may not be a tequila expert, but I know what I like.
82. Tequila: the perfect drink to celebrate life’s little victories.
83. A day without tequila is like a day without sunshine.
84. Tequila: the drink that turns ordinary moments into unforgettable memories.
85. Tequila: the drink that’s always there for you, rain or shine.
86. You can’t have a bad time when there’s tequila involved.
87. Tequila: the drink that never disappoints.
88. A good tequila is like a fine wine, it only gets better with age.
89. Tequila: the drink that brings out the best in everyone.
90. In tequila we pour our trust.
91. Tequila: the drink that knows how to party.
92. Life is too short to drink bad tequila.
93. Tequila: the drink that brings out your wild side.
94. Tequila: the drink that’s always down for a good time.
95. Tequila may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
96. Tequila: because sometimes beer just doesn’t cut it.
97. Tequila is like liquid courage, but with a twist.
98. Tequila: making bad decisions since [year of your choice].
99. Tequila: the only shot you don’t mind taking to the face.
100. Tequila: the ultimate wingman.

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