Funny Tennis Sayings

• Love means nothing to a tennis player.
• Tennis: the sport where love means nothing, but a good backhand means everything.
• If you can’t handle the heat, get off the tennis court.
• Tennis is a perfect combination of violent action taking place in an atmosphere of total tranquility.
• Tennis players are a racket to be around.
• In tennis, you can’t hit a winner if you’re not willing to take a chance.
• You know you’re a tennis player when you find yourself counting your score in your head during everyday activities.
• The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary…and in tennis when you’re playing doubles.
• I love tennis, it’s the only time I get to yell ‘come on!’ without people thinking I’m crazy.
• Tennis is the only sport where you can talk to yourself and nobody thinks you’re crazy.
• Tennis: the only game where love means nothing and you still have to serve it up.
• Tennis is a game where the player who is afraid to lose is guaranteed to lose.
• Tennis is a mental game. Everyone is fit, everyone hits great shots, but it all comes down to who is more mentally strong.
• If at first you don’t succeed, try doing what your tennis coach told you to do from the beginning.
• Tennis is like dating. You’re either in or out, and when you’re out, it’s painful.
• Tennis: the game where you spend more time chasing the ball than hitting it.
• You know you’re a tennis player when you’re more concerned about your tennis shoes than your regular shoes.
• Tennis is like golf, except you still get to yell ‘fore!’
• In tennis, the ball is your enemy until you hit it, then it becomes your friend…until the next shot.
• Tennis is the perfect combination of physical, mental, and emotional torture.
• Tennis: the only sport where you can grunt and nobody will look at you funny.
• In tennis, the only thing more important than your serve is your outfit.
• Tennis: the sport where love means nothing, but breaking serve means everything.
• Tennis is all about the love/hate relationship between you and the net.
• Tennis is a game of inches played by people with yards of talent.
• Tennis: the game where you can always improve your game by working on your grunting.
• In tennis, the only time you’ll see a smile on your opponent’s face is when they hit a winner off your serve.
• Tennis: the only sport where the ball is always in your court.
• Tennis is like chess, but with sweaty palms and short shorts.
• Tennis: the sport where ‘I’m sorry’ is a perfectly acceptable excuse for hitting your opponent with the ball.
• In tennis, the only thing worse than a double fault is a fault in love.
• Tennis is the only sport where love means nothing, but a good drop shot means everything.
• Tennis is a game where the better player doesn’t always win, but the player who plays better on the big points does.
• Tennis is like life, you never know what’s going to be thrown at you, but you have to be ready for it.
• In tennis, you’re only as good as your last shot…so make it count.
• Tennis players have balls.
• You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a tennis racket, and that’s pretty close.
• Tennis is a game that is 90% mental, and the other half is physical.
• The only way to get to Wimbledon is by taking one match at a time.
• Tennis is just like chess, except with more running and sweating.
• Tennis is a sport that loves puns – You’ve been aced, You can’t be serious, I love your backhand, but your forehand needs work.
• Tennis players never quit, they just lob away.
• Tennis is like a drug, and I’m addicted to it.
• Tennis: the only game where love means nothing, but means everything at the same time.
• Tennis is all about strategy and execution. And a little bit of luck.
• You know you’re playing a tennis match when you’re sweating more than a sinner in church.
• In tennis, it’s not about the size of the racquet, but the size of the heart.
• Tennis is a great sport for people who love to chase balls.
• Tennis players don’t retire, they just switch to doubles.
• Tennis is a sport that demands quick reflexes, sharp eyesight, and a lot of deuce.
• I can’t always win at tennis, but I can always look good while losing.
• Tennis: the only game where advantage can turn into disadvantage in a matter of seconds.
• In tennis, it’s not the size of the serve, it’s how you use it.
• Tennis is a game where you never have to worry about getting hit in the face with the ball, unless you’re playing against John Isner.
• Tennis is a sport that requires quick feet, sharp mind, and a lot of patience.
• Tennis players are the only people who can take advantage of a net.
• Tennis is a sport where you can’t afford to let your guard down, unless you’re playing mixed doubles.
• Tennis is like life: you win some, you lose some, and sometimes you just can’t find the ball.
• Tennis is a sport where you need to have both power and finesse, and a little bit of luck.
• Tennis is a game where you need to serve like a beast and play like a beauty.
• Tennis is a sport that requires a lot of love and a little bit of hate.
• In tennis, the only time you should let the ball go is when it’s out.
• Tennis is a game where the score doesn’t matter, unless you’re winning.
• Tennis: the only game where you can have a love-love relationship with a net.
• Tennis is a sport where you can make your opponent run like crazy, and still lose the match.
• In tennis, it’s not about the size of the trophy, it’s about the size of the heart.
• Tennis is a sport that requires a lot of practice, patience, and passion.
• Tennis is a game where you can win by playing your best, and lose by playing your worst.
• Tennis: the only game where a backhand can be a forehand, and a forehand can be a backhand.
• Tennis is a sport where you need to be both aggressive and defensive, and know when to switch between the two.
• In tennis, it’s not about the strength of the opponent, it’s about the strength of the will.
• Tennis is a game that requires a lot of running, sweating, and cursing.
• Tennis: the only game where you can shout Come on! at yourself and not be considered crazy.
• Tennis players don’t make mistakes, they just hit unexpected winners.
• My tennis game is as inconsistent as the British weather.
• Tennis is like marrying someone you met on Tinder – you don’t know what you’re getting until it’s too late.
• Tennis: the only game where love means nothing.
• You know you’re a tennis player when deuce is a regular part of your vocabulary.
• Tennis is just a fancy version of ping pong.
• The only time I feel like a true athlete is when I’m walking to the net to shake hands.
• Tennis is like playing chess while running a marathon.
• My tennis game is so bad, even my shadow misses the ball.
• I play tennis to escape from reality, but I always end up losing in both worlds.
• Tennis is the only sport where you can scream at the top of your lungs and not get a yellow card.
• My tennis serve is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get.
• I love tennis – it’s like yelling surprise and hitting a ball over a net.
• Tennis: the sport where everyone loves to hate their own serve.
• You know you’re a tennis player when you keep score in your head during non-tennis-related activities.
• Tennis: the only sport where foot fault sounds like a really bad insult.
• My tennis game is as unpredictable as a toddler on a sugar high.
• Tennis: the sport where you can wear white and still get dirty.
• I don’t always win at tennis, but when I do, it’s usually by accident.
• Tennis is the ultimate test of patience – both on and off the court.
• My tennis game is like a fine wine – it gets worse with age.
• Tennis is like a rollercoaster – there are highs and lows, but at the end of the day, you’re just glad it’s over.
• Tennis: the sport where it’s socially acceptable to wear a headband and wristbands at the same time.
• My tennis game is so bad, even the ballboys laugh at me.
• Tennis is the only sport where you can have a heated argument with yourself and no one thinks you’re crazy.

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