Funny St. Patrick’s Day Quotes to Bring Some Irish Humor to Your Celebration

I’m not Irish, but on St. Patrick’s Day, everyone is a little bit Irish.

I kissed a leprechaun and I liked it.

May your troubles be as few and as far between as my Irish accent.

I may not have the luck of the Irish, but I definitely have the love for green beer.

I’m so Irish, I put the ‘I’ in lucky.

I’m not drunk, I’m just Irish.

May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, may good luck pursue you each morning and night.

I don’t need luck, I’m Irish.

I’m not sure if it’s the luck of the Irish or the drinking of the Irish, but St. Patrick’s Day is always a blast.

Irish you a lucky St. Patrick’s Day!

Leprechauns make me feel lucky, but green beer makes me feel even luckier.

I’m not Irish, but I can still drink like one.

Why wait until St. Patrick’s Day to wear green? I wear it all year round.

I’m so lucky, I found a four-leaf clover in my green beer.

St. Patrick’s Day is the one day of the year where everyone is Irish, even if they’re not.

I may not have a pot of gold, but I have a pot of green beer, and that’s good enough for me.

Irish you a day as lucky as a leprechaun finding gold.

I caught a leprechaun, and instead of getting a pot of gold, I got a pot of green beer. Best trade ever.

I’m Irish, just like my love for green beer is eternal.

Funny St. Patrick’s Day Quotes to Bring Some Irish Humor to Your Celebration part 2

St. Patrick’s Day is the perfect excuse to wear green and get lucky.

I don’t need to be Irish to appreciate a good pint of Guinness.

St. Patrick’s Day is the one day a year where it’s socially acceptable to pinch strangers for not wearing green.

Irish you a day full of laughter, green beer, and good luck.

I may not have the luck of the Irish, but I have the charm.

May your hangover on St. Patrick’s Day be as short as a leprechaun.

I may not be Irish, but I still appreciate a good jig.

Forget about luck, I just want to find the end of the rainbow.

St. Patrick’s Day is the one day a year where I can blame my bad decisions on leprechauns.

I may not have pot of gold, but I have a glass full of green beer, and that’s good enough for me.

I don’t need a green thumb, I need a green beer.

On St. Patrick’s Day, I’m Irish by injection.

I don’t need a lucky charm, I have a lucky pint of green beer.

May your St. Patrick’s Day be filled with pots of gold and pints of green beer.

I may not have the luck of the Irish, but I have the spirit of a leprechaun.

Irish you a day filled with good friends, good luck, and good beer.

I’m not Irish, but I feel lucky every time I have a pint of green beer.

I don’t need a leprechaun to find my pot of gold, I just need a leprechaun to pour me a pint of green beer.

I may not have Irish blood, but I have Irish brews.

On St. Patrick’s Day, everyone’s a wee bit Irish, except for those who already are.

I may not have a clover, but I have a beer, and that’s good enough for me.

I don’t need a lucky charm, I need a lucky shot of Jameson.

Irish you a day as lucky as a four-leaf clover.

I don’t need a pot of gold, I just need a pot of green beer.

I don’t need a leprechaun to have a good time on St. Patrick’s Day, I just need a pint of green beer.

May your day be touched by a bit of Irish luck, brightened by a song in your heart, and warmed by the smiles of the people you love.