Funny Shot Glass Sayings

I can’t adult today, so bring on the shots!

Sip, sip, hooray!

I don’t need a reason to take a shot, I’m just fabulous!

I told the bartender I only wanted a shot, but they gave me a whole glass!

Shots before tying the knot!

Just a shot a day keeps the doctor away.

Liquid courage in a little glass.

Mind your own shots.

Age is just a number, shots are timeless.

Take a shot, it’s cheaper than therapy.

In shot glasses we trust.

Warning: shots may cause dancing on tables.

Counting shots instead of sheep.

I’m not drunk, I’m just practicing for St. Patrick’s Day.

Shots for the brave, tequila for the strong.

I’m only as strong as the shots I take.

I wasn’t born to take shots, but I’m damn good at it.

There’s no shame in taking a shot, there’s shame in not taking one.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor!

I’m on a shot clock, and it’s always time to party.

Life’s too short to say no to shots.

Shots are like hugs from the inside.

Tequila today, sanity tomorrow.

I don’t always take shots, but when I do, I make sure they’re the best.

My superpower is taking shots and not falling over.

Shots: the answer to all of life’s problems.

I may stumble, but I’ll never fumble a shot.

It’s not about how many shots you take, it’s about how you take them.

Turning water into wine? More like turning shots into good times!

Life is too short for regrets and not enough shots.

Shots are like little bursts of happiness in a glass.

I don’t cry over spilled milk, but I will if it’s a shot.

Friends don’t let friends take shots alone.

Drink up, buttercup!

The only thing better than one shot is two shots.

I’m not a bartender, but I can do a shot like one.

Shots for breakfast, because I’m a grown-up.

I don’t need an excuse to take shots, I need an excuse not to.

I’m getting fit, one shot at a time.

Sip, shoot, score!

I’m not a shot glass, I’m a shot glass of emotions.

Shots: the punctuation marks of a good time.

Shoot for the stars, but start with a shot.

Drink responsibly, but take shots with reckless abandon.

If life gives you lemons, take a shot of tequila.