Funny Self Love Quotes

I love myself so much, it’s almost a crime.

I’m so awesome, I can’t handle myself sometimes.

I’m a self-love expert, my own personal cheerleader.

Self-love is the best kind of love, and boy do I love myself.

I don’t need validation, I’m my own biggest fan.

Loving myself is like a full-time job, but the benefits are amazing.

I’m not conceited, I’m just in a committed relationship with myself.

If loving myself is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.

Self-love is the secret ingredient to my happiness recipe.

I’m a self-loving machine, and I’m always in top gear.

I wake up every morning and make love to myself in the mirror.

I don’t need a knight in shining armor, I’m my own superhero.

I’m so in love with myself, it’s a wonder I have room for anyone else.

Self-love is my superpower, and I’m using it to conquer the world.

I love myself so much, I want to take myself out on a date.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the most awesome of them all? Me, of course.

I don’t need anyone else’s love when I have my own.

I love myself unconditionally, flaws and all.

I’m not perfect, but I love myself perfectly.

I’m so fabulous, my own reflection can’t help but stare at me.

Forget love at first sight, I fell in love with myself at first sight.

Funny Self Love Quotes part 2

If I could marry myself, I totally would.

I’m my own #1 fan, my own cheerleader, and my own coach.

I’m the CEO of self-love, and business is booming.

I love myself more than I love ice cream, and that’s saying something.

I don’t need a soulmate, I already found myself.

I love myself so much, I could write a book about it.

I’m a self-love evangelist, spreading the gospel of self-love everywhere I go.

My love for myself is stronger than the force of gravity.

I love myself more than Kanye loves Kanye.

I’m addicted to self-love, and there’s no rehab for that.

I’m a self-love ninja, dodging negativity and embracing my awesomeness.

I’m not selfish, I just prioritize self-love.

I’m a self-love scientist, constantly experimenting with new ways to love myself.

My self-love game is so strong, it’s on a whole other level.

I’m my own best friend, and we have the most amazing time together.

I’m a self-love superhero, saving myself from self-doubt and negativity.

I don’t need a knight in shining armor, I’m my own knightess in shining armor.

If loving myself was a crime, I’d be serving a life sentence.

I’m so in love with myself, I’m considering changing my relationship status to ‘married to me.’

I’m like a love magnet, attracting all the self-love into my life.

I’m so good at loving myself, I should start teaching classes.

I love myself so much, it’s a bit embarrassing.

Self-love is my secret weapon, and I’m using it to slay all my goals.

I don’t chase love, I radiate love and it comes to me.