Funny sayings on golf balls

I’m not lost, just practicing my exploration skills!

Golf: the only sport where a bad day on the course beats a good day at work!

Warning: may cause uncontrollable bouts of laughter.

I may be bad at golf, but I’m great at finding divots!

Golf: the only game where you can be a slice without eating watermelon.

Swing like you mean it…or like you’re trying to kill a spider.

Keep calm and putt on!

Golf: where a six-pack refers to your score, not your drink.

My golf game is like a rollercoaster – lots of ups and downs!

Golfing: the art of yelling ‘fore!’ while hoping for ‘hole in one.’

Time flies when you’re playing golf…and losing balls!

Golf: where your best shots always seem to happen in your head, not on the course.

In golf, the swing is optional, but the swearing is mandatory.

Golf: the game that keeps on giving…to the golf ball companies.

May the course be with you!

Don’t hate the player, hate the golf ball that keeps going into the water.

I’m not having a bad round, I’m just creating a challenging handicap!

Golf is like a love affair…it’s not always fair, but it’s always worth it.

Golf: where a mulligan is a second chance, not a fancy cocktail.

Golf: the only place where it’s acceptable to scream ‘get in the hole’ without getting strange looks.

Funny sayings on golf balls part 2

My golf swing is so bad, I’m surprised I haven’t hit a submarine yet!

Golf: where wind is nature’s way of making the game more interesting.

Golf: because even a bad day on the course is better than a good day at the office!

Golf: the sport where you yell ‘fore’ but actually hope for ‘five.’

Golf: the game that never goes out of style, even if your pants do!

I play golf for the exercise…of looking for my ball in the rough.

Golf: where you can find happiness in a tiny white ball.

Love means never having to say ‘I’m sorry’ for hitting your partner with a wayward swing.

Golf: the only game where you can take a leisurely stroll and get frustrated at the same time.

I may not be a pro golfer, but I can still pull off a divot like a champ!

Golf: the only time I’m truly comfortable being in the sand.

I may have a high handicap, but I’ll always have a low score in laughter!

Golf: where the club is mightier than the pen, but the ball is easily lost.

I’m not bad at golf, I’m just improving the grass quality with my divots!

Golf: the sport where a slice of life is sometimes a good thing.

Keep calm and tee off!

In golf, a bad attitude can ruin your swing faster than a slice!

Golf: where even a bad swing can bring a smile to your face.

I might not make it to the PGA Tour, but at least I’ll be the best-dressed golfer out there!

Golf: where even the longest drive can’t compete with the joy of sinking a perfect putt.

My golf game is a work in progress…at least the courses are beautiful!

Golf: the only game where a birdie is a good thing, unless it’s a seagull stealing your lunch!

I may miss a lot of putts, but at least I always have a great story to share!

Golf: where you can find beauty in the rough, and frustration in the fairway.

I may not be a pro golfer, but I’m a pro at enjoying the game!