Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven eight (ate) nine!
I’m not clumsy. The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
I’m not short, I’m fun-sized!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
I told my friend she drew her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crummy!
Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the zoo? Because it wanted to pack its trunk!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
Why did the teddy bear say ‘no’ to dessert? Because it was stuffed!
Why did the tomato turn green? It saw the salad dressing!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
I’m not clumsy. The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Why did the tomato turn green? It saw the salad dressing!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven eight (ate) nine!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
I’m not short, I’m fun-sized!
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
I told my friend she drew her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crummy!
Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the zoo? Because it wanted to pack its trunk!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
Why did the teddy bear say ‘no’ to dessert? Because it was stuffed!
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