Funny Quotes About Women

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s… She changes it more often.

Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.

Women are like snowflakes, each one is different and they make life beautiful.

A woman’s work is never done… but at least she never gets bored.

Women are like tea bags, you never know how strong they are until they’re in hot water.

If women ruled the world, there would be no wars… just a bunch of countries not speaking to each other.

Women have always been the strong ones of the world… the men are always seeking from women a little pillow to put their heads down on.

I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.

Women are like parking spots, all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men, they are far superior and always have been.

Women are like elephants. I like to look at them, but I wouldn’t want to own one.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

The best way to understand a woman is to love her – and then it isn’t necessary to understand her.

Any woman can have the body of a superhero… just eat the superhero.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

I have learned that a woman can be a fighter, a soldier, a revolutionist, or a hard-core competitive athlete, but never forget she is also a woman.

Funny Quotes About Women part 2

Behind every successful woman is herself.

Women may be the one who makes a house a home, but men are the ones who make it dirty.

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars… We’d just have countries that are slightly annoyed with each other.

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

When a woman says ‘what?’, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

Women are like bacon – we may look different, but we all sizzle in the same fry.

Women are like cats… they do what they want, when they want, and no one can tell them otherwise.

The best way to impress a woman is to make her laugh.

Women are like stars, there may be millions of them, but only one can make your dreams come true.

Women are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Women are like teabags, you never know how strong they are until you put them in hot water.

Women are meant to be loved, not understood.

Diamonds may be a girl’s best friend, but chocolate is a woman’s soulmate.

A woman’s definition of multitasking is watching TV, texting, and talking on the phone at the same time.

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side.

Women are like snowflakes, they are all unique and fragile in their own beautiful way.

A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s – she changes it more often.

If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

Women are like fine wine – they only get better with age.

If women ruled the world, there would be no wars… just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

Women are like elephants, I like to look at them but I wouldn’t want to own one.

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.

Love is blind, but marriage is an eye-opener. Especially if you marry a woman with sharp nails.

Women are like WiFi – they see all available devices.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. A man without a woman is like a cat without a mouse.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.