Funny Quotes About Tattoos

I always wondered which hurts more: getting a tattoo or regretting not getting one.

Tattoos are like potato chips, you can’t have just one.

If walls could talk, my arm would have a lot to say.

Tattoos: the permanent souvenir of a temporary feeling.

Life is too short to have boring tattoos.

My body is my canvas, and my tattoos are my masterpiece.

People without tattoos are like plain bagels, they’re missing that extra flavor.

Tattoos are like a roadmap of my life, with each one marking a significant moment.

Tattoos: proving that beauty is more than skin deep.

In a world full of roses, be a wildflower with tattoos.

I may not have a perfect body, but my tattoos make it perfectly unique.

Tattoos are like stickers for grown-ups.

I never regret my tattoos, but I do regret some of my fashion choices.

Tattoos are the perfect icebreaker, whether you want to start a conversation or scare off your in-laws.

My tattoos are my personal biography, and I’m just getting started.

Tattoos are like a secret language that only those with ink can understand.

Tattoos: the permanent solution to a temporary problem.

I got tattoos so I can always carry my artwork with me, even when I’m naked.

My tattoos are my love letters to myself, reminding me to always be true.

Getting a tattoo is like giving the middle finger to societal norms.

Tattoos are my way of saying, ‘I don’t give a ink!’

Funny Quotes About Tattoos part 2

Tattoo regrets are like exes: some you learn from, some you just have to live with.

Tattoos are like stickers, but with a lifetime supply of adhesive.

I got tattoos because I’m too clumsy for jewelry.

Tattoos speak louder than words, especially when you’re in a crowded bar.

Tattoos are like eye candy, except they’re for your skin.

I’d rather have a tattoo and no regrets, than a life filled with ‘what ifs’.

Tattoos are like scars, but with way cooler stories.

I don’t need a GPS, my tattoos will always guide me home.

Tattoos are my way of saying ‘I am art’, even if I can’t draw a stick figure.

My tattoos are my armor, protecting me from judgment and mediocrity.

Tattoos are like body boomerangs, they always come back to you.

Two things in life are certain: death and my tattoos.

Getting tattoos is my way of saying, ‘I’m comfortable in my own skin, and on my own skin’.

Tattoos: the only thing I’ll ever commit to, besides my Netflix subscription.

Tattoos are like permanent passport stamps, reminding me of the adventures I’ve had.

Tattoos: the perfect solution to covering up all those childhood scars.

I got tattoos so I can always spot myself in a group photo.

Tattoos are like brochures for my personality.

I always said I’d never get a tattoo, until I realized how badass they make me feel.

Tattoos are my hidden superpower, only visible to those who take the time to get to know me.

My tattoos are my cheat sheet to life, helping me remember the lessons I’ve learned.

Tattoos are proof that pain can be beautiful.

I may not always have my life together, but at least my tattoos are on point.

Tattoos are like visual affirmations, reminding me to stay true to myself.