New York, where every taxi driver has a Ph.D. in psychology.
In New York, the only thing taller than the buildings is the attitude.
If you can make it in New York, you can probably make it in any other city that isn’t as expensive.
New York is like a box of chocolates – you never know when a rat is going to crawl out.
They say New York is the city that never sleeps, but I guarantee you haven’t seen me after a cup of coffee.
New York is the only place where ‘I’ll be there in five minutes’ actually means ‘I’ll meet you tomorrow.’
The subway is a great way to lose weight in New York. You just need to run after the train you missed.
New York is the only place where people will give you directions even if they have no idea where they’re going.
In New York, if you can’t handle the heat, you’re probably standing on a subway platform in July.
New York is the city that never sleeps, but that’s only because the sirens are always blaring.
If you want to experience true patience, try hailing a cab in rush hour traffic in New York.
In New York, it’s not about the size of your apartment, it’s about how creatively you can fit ten roommates into it.
The best part about living in New York is never having to make your own dinner – there’s always a bodega around the corner with a $1 slice of pizza.
In New York, even the pigeons have an attitude.
Funny Quotes About New York – A Hilarious Look at The Big Apple part 2
New York is the city of dreams, but only if you can afford the rent.
They say New Yorkers are always in a rush, but I’ve never seen them move faster than when someone opens a hot dog cart.
In New York, a dollar can take you from one side of the city to the other – as long as you’re taking the subway during off-peak hours.
The real reason New Yorkers wear black isn’t because it’s fashionable, it’s because it hides all the pizza stains.
New York is like a rollercoaster – thrilling, expensive, and you always feel like you’re about to throw up.
In New York, if you say ‘I’m walking here!’ while crossing the street, you instantly gain honorary New Yorker status.
The best thing about New York is the food – you can travel the world without leaving the city, as long as you don’t mind eating next to a rat.
In New York, you know it’s summer when the air starts to smell like hot garbage.
New York is the city where dreams come true – as long as your dream is paying $3000 a month for a closet-sized apartment.
In New York, the rat is the unofficial mascot, and the cockroach is the unofficial pet.
New York is the city where the only thing more unpredictable than the weather is the person sitting next to you on the subway.
They say New York is the city of love, but that’s only if you count falling in love with a slice of pizza.
In New York, the Statue of Liberty is like a giant middle finger to anyone trying to find affordable housing.
New York is the city where people would rather jaywalk than wait for the light to change – because who has time for that?
They say New York is the city that never sleeps, but I can assure you, it takes a lot of coffee to keep up with it.
In New York, you can buy anything on the street – except a parking spot.
New York is the only place where people can walk faster than cars during rush hour.
They say New York is the fashion capital of the world, but I’m pretty sure they haven’t seen my wardrobe.
In New York, the only thing harder than finding an affordable apartment is finding a reliable Wi-Fi connection.
New York is like a never-ending party, except the bouncers are the rents and the drinks cost $15.
They say New York is a melting pot, but I think it’s more like a human version of a Tetris game – everyone’s trying to find their place.
In New York, the best way to make friends is to start complaining about the subway system.
New York is the city where the streets have more characters than a Shakespeare play.
They say New York is the city that never sleeps, but between the sirens and the honking, I don’t think anyone gets much rest.
In New York, there’s a star on every corner – and by ‘star,’ I mean a person trying to sell you their mixtape.
New York is the city where dreams come true – as long as your dream is getting pushed into a crowded subway car.
They say New York is the city of opportunity, but I’m still waiting for the opportunity to find an apartment without paying a broker’s fee.
In New York, the lines for brunch are longer than the lines for the museums.
New York is like a high-speed treadmill – if you stop moving, you’re bound to get trampled.
They say New York is a concrete jungle, but I think it’s more like a jungle gym for adults.
In New York, if you can’t handle the chaos, just pretend you’re a tourist – they seem to know what they’re doing.
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