Life is like a bicycle, to stay balanced, you have to keep moving.
Growing up is optional, but growing old is mandatory. – Chili Davis
If life gives you lemons, add vodka and have a party.
The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance. – Alan Watts
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me – I’ll laugh at you!
Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. – Robert Louis Stevenson
The best way to predict your future is to create it. – Peter Drucker
Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. – Albert Schweitzer
In three words, I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on. – Robert Frost
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. – Steve Martin
Don’t take life too seriously, nobody makes it out alive anyway.
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time. – John Barrymore
Life is too short to be anything but happy.
I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
Funny Quotes About Life Lessons part 2
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. – Albert Einstein
I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
Life is like a roller coaster. Enjoy the ride.
The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
I have a dream that one day I will have enough money to pay someone to answer my emails for me.
Life is too short for fake butter, cheese, or people.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. – Elbert Hubbard
If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just have to be a horrible warning.
If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.
The secret to a successful life is to know who to blame for your failures.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
Don’t worry about what the world wants from you, worry about what makes you come alive. Because what the world really needs are people who have come alive. – Howard Thurman
Experience is simply the name we give to our mistakes. – Oscar Wilde
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party. – Ron White
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it’s about learning to dance in the rain.
I am responsible for what I say. I am not responsible for what you understand.
If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. – Dalai Lama
The biggest lie I tell myself is ‘I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.’
Life is like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education. – Albert Einstein
Life is hard. After all, it kills you. – Katharine Hepburn
If you’re going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it.
I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
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