Funny Quotes About Having a Crush

I have a crush on you, but don’t worry, I’ll keep it a secret…until our wedding day.

I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

You must be a magician, because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.

If looks could kill, you’d definitely be a weapon of mass seduction.

Do you believe in fate? Because it seems like we were meant to be Instagram husband and wife.

I’m not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Is it hot in here or is it just the sparks between us?

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-as-a-button-pumpkin.

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a fine-apple.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a sweet-pea.

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a rad-ish person.

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a hot-tato.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants.

Funny Quotes About Having a Crush part 2

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.

Do you believe in love at first swipe, or should we match again on Tinder?

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a fineapple.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

If you were a vegetable, you’d definitely be a cute-as-a-button-pumpkin.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a sweet-pea.

Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a rad-ish person.

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a hot-tato.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket, because every time I look at you, I see my future.

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a little cutecumber.

Do you believe in love at first swipe, or should we match again on Tinder?

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a fineapple.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, the rest of the world disappears.

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-as-a-button-pumpkin.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a sweet-pea.

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a rad-ish person.

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a hot-tato.