Funny Pillow Sayings

• I’m not lazy, I’m just pillow-powered!
• I’m not arguing, I’m just pillow-talking!
• Pillow fort: because adulting is hard.
• Life is too short for bad pillows.
• I have a love/hate relationship with my pillow. It’s so hard to say good morning and goodbye.
• You know you’ve had a good night’s sleep when you wake up to find pillow creases on your face.
• I have a pillow problem…I can’t seem to have enough!
• A pillow fight a day keeps the stress away!
• I’m not a morning person, but my pillow is my best friend.
• Pillow: the only thing I hug tighter than my coffee mug in the morning.
• I’m a pillow hoarder and I’m proud of it!
• I’m not snoring, I’m just singing a lullaby to my pillow.
• I love you more than my pillow…but don’t tell it that!
• I never travel without my pillow. It’s my ultimate comfort zone.
• My pillow is my secret weapon against bad dreams.
• Pillow talk is the best kind of talk.
• A pillow is like a hug that lasts all night long.
• The best kind of fluffing is pillow fluffing.
• A good pillow is like a good friend – always there for you when you need it.
• I may be an adult, but I still need my blankie and my pillow to sleep.
• I’m not addicted to my pillow, I just can’t live without it.
• Pillows are like clouds for your head.
• I have a confession to make…I talk to my pillow.
• I have a pillow for every mood and occasion.
• Pillows are like ice cream – you can never have too many flavors.
• My pillow and I have a long-term commitment. It’s a match made in heaven.
• A bad pillow can ruin your day, a good pillow can make your day.
• I’m not snoring, my pillow is just purring.
• Pillow fights aren’t just for kids – they’re for the young at heart.
• My pillow is my life coach – it always tells me to get more sleep.
• I’m not a morning person, but my pillow is always up for a good cuddle session.
• I can’t adult today, I need my pillow.
• My pillow is my sanctuary – it’s where I go to escape the world.
• I don’t always nap, but when I do, it’s with my pillow.
• I’ve never met a pillow I didn’t like.
• I don’t need a prince charming, I just need a good pillow.
• I’m not addicted to pillows, I’m just in a committed relationship with them.
• My pillow is my partner in crime for late-night Netflix binges.
• My pillow is my therapist – it always listens and never judges.
• Pillow fights are the best kind of workout.
• I never let my pillow go flat, it’s always fully fluffed and ready to go.
• I have a love-hate relationship with my pillow. I love it so much, but hate having to leave it in the morning.
• My pillow is my personal space heater.
• I can’t adult today, I need my pillow fort.
• I may be a grown-up, but I still need my security pillow.
• I have a hard time making decisions, but choosing the right pillow is always a no-brainer.
• My pillow is my wingman for all-night study sessions.
• I don’t always sleep well, but when I do, it’s with my favorite pillow.
• My pillow is my partner in crime for pillow fights and movie nights.
• I don’t need a therapist, I have my pillow to confide in.
• Pillow talk is the best kind of foreplay.
• I have a pillow for every mood and emotion – happy, sad, angry, you name it.
• I never underestimate the power of a good pillow.
• My pillow is like a superhero – it saves me from bad dreams and sleepless nights.
• My pillow and I have an unbreakable bond – it’s like we were made for each other.
• I don’t know what I’d do without my pillow. It’s like my better half.
• Pillow forts: where adulting goes to die.
• I may not have my life together, but at least I have my pillow collection sorted.
• I don’t need a significant other, I have my pillow to cuddle with.
• Pillow fights are my favorite kind of cardio.
• I don’t always wake up refreshed, but when I do, it’s thanks to my trusty pillow.
• I have a pillow for every position – back, stomach, side, you name it.
• My pillow is like a good book – I can never put it down.
• I don’t need a fancy bed, as long as I have my pillow, I’m good to go.
• I never travel without my pillow. It’s my home away from home.
• My pillow is my go-to for all-night gaming sessions.
• I have a pillow for every season – winter, spring, summer, fall.
• I don’t always have a good day, but a good pillow can make all the difference.
• My pillow is my escape from reality.
• I may not have my life together, but at least I have my pillow talk game on point.
• Pillow talk is the best kind of therapy.
• I don’t always need an excuse to take a nap, but a good pillow definitely helps.
• My pillow is like a best friend – it’s always there for me, no matter what.
• I don’t need a gym membership, I have my pillow for all my workout needs.
• My pillow is like a good luck charm – it always helps me sleep soundly.
• I don’t always sleep through the night, but when I do, it’s with my favorite pillow.
• Pillow fights: because why should kids have all the fun?
• I never underestimate the power of a good pillow talk session.
• My pillow is like a warm hug at the end of a long day.
• I don’t always have the answers, but my pillow always knows what to say.
• I don’t need a lot of things in life, but a good pillow is definitely one of them.
• My pillow is like a soulmate – it completes me.
• I don’t always have a good hair day, but when I do, it’s because of my trusty pillow.
• My pillow is like a time machine – it takes me back to the days of carefree napping.
• I don’t always need a reason to stay in bed all day, but my pillow is definitely a good one.
• Pillow fights are my kind of stress relief.
• I never have trouble falling asleep, as long as I have my pillow by my side.
• My pillow is like a VIP pass to dreamland.
• I don’t always feel well-rested, but when I do, it’s because of my favorite pillow.
• My pillow is like a personal masseuse – it knows all the right spots.
• I don’t need a lot of things to be happy, but a good pillow definitely tops the list.
• My pillow is like a warm blanket on a cold winter’s night.
• I don’t always have a lot of free time, but when I do, it’s spent in my pillow fort.
• My pillow is like a magic wand – it turns all my bad dreams into sweet dreams.
• I don’t always know what I want in life, but I always know what I want in a pillow.
• My pillow is like a therapist that doesn’t charge by the hour.
• I don’t always have the best posture, but my pillow helps me keep my head up.
• My pillow is like a life preserver – it always keeps me afloat.
• I don’t always have a lot of money, but investing in a good pillow is always worth it.
• My pillow is like a secret weapon – it always helps me win the battle against insomnia.

Funny Pillow Sayings part 2