Parenting: where the days are long and the years are short.
Sleep is for the weak…and the non-parents.
Parenting is like trying to build a Lego set without an instruction manual.
When you become a parent, you never truly sleep again.
Having children is like living with tiny, drunk roommates.
Parenting is the only job where you get yelled at for doing too much and too little at the same time.
Parenting is like a roller coaster ride: exhilarating and terrifying all at once.
Parenthood: when your heart walks outside of your body.
The best part about parenting is all the unsolicited advice you receive.
Parenting is a constant battle between exhaustion and endless love.
A baby is a little bit of heaven on earth.
Parenting is a wild ride, but I wouldn’t trade it for anything.
Parenthood is like playing a never-ending game of Chutes and Ladders.
Parenting is all about making sacrifices. Like sleeping, showering, and having a clean house.
The joy of parenting is seeing your child grow into a functioning adult, despite your best efforts.
Being a parent means that sometimes it’s okay to drink wine out of a sippy cup.
Parenthood is like a crash course in problem-solving.
Parenting is like dancing in the kitchen with a toddler as your partner.
The hardest part of parenting is trying to keep a straight face when your child does something ridiculous.
Parenting: the only job where you constantly second-guess yourself and still manage to keep going.
Parenthood is full of sweet moments, like picking up Cheerios off the floor forever.
Being a parent means finding LEGO pieces in the most unexpected places.
Parenting is a never-ending cycle of cleaning up messes and finding joy in the chaos.
The secret to parenting is pretending to have it all together.
Taking your child to the grocery store is like bringing a shopping cart full of chaos.
Parenthood is a constant reminder that kids are way smarter than we give them credit for.
Parenting is all about embracing the chaos and finding joy in the little moments.
Being a parent means forever being a personal chauffeur, chef, and therapist.
Parenting is like being on a reality TV show, except nobody wins a cash prize.
Parenthood is full of surprises, like finding a half-eaten banana in your pocket.
Being a parent means mastering the art of navigating tantrums and meltdowns.
Parenting is like trying to solve a Rubik’s Cube while blindfolded.
The most challenging part of parenting is keeping a straight face when your child says something hilarious.
Parenthood is like living in a never-ending circus, complete with clowns and flying monkeys.
Being a parent means getting used to the sound of crying…and learn to sleep through it.
Parenting is a constant battle between wanting to protect your child and wanting to sell them to the highest bidder.
Parenthood is like constantly walking on a Lego minefield.
Being a parent means becoming an expert in cleaning up bodily fluids you never knew existed.
Parenting is like being a detective, constantly searching for missing socks and misplaced toys.
Parenthood is filled with endless questions and very few answers.
Being a parent means never having a clean car again.
Parenting is like running a marathon, except it lasts for 18 years…minimum.
Parenthood is like walking on a tightrope, balancing schedules and sanity.
Being a parent means never having a peaceful meal again.
Parenting is a constant reminder that just when you think you have it all figured out, your child throws you a curveball.
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