I donut care, I’m awesome!
I’m not a morning person, or an afternoon person, or an evening person. Can I just be a coffee person?
Life happens, coffee helps.
I like my coffee like I like my mornings – dark and strong.
Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.
Coffee: because adulting is hard.
I’m sorry for what I said before I had my coffee.
Coffee – because without it, I’m basically a toddler.
Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee.
My blood type is coffee.
Coffee: the most important meal of the day.
Coffee: because anger management is too expensive.
I drink coffee because I need it and wine because I deserve it.
Coffee and sarcasm: my two favorite things.
In need of a caffeine intervention.
Coffee: turning ‘leave me alone’ into ‘good morning’ since forever.
Rise and grind.
I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person.
Coffee: the only reason I wake up in the morning.
Procaffeinating: the tendency to not start anything until you’ve had a cup of coffee.
Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee.
Decaf? No thanks, Satan.
Today’s forecast: 100% chance of coffee.
I can’t espresso how much you bean to me.
Life without coffee is like a broken pencil – pointless.
Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed.
Funny Mug Sayings part 2
I like my coffee like I like my magic – black.
Coffee: the glue holding this whole operation together.
A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.
I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it.
I run on coffee and dry shampoo.
Coffee – because adulting is hard enough without a caffeine addiction.
Today’s goal: survive until bedtime.
Gimme coffee and no one gets hurt.
Do I run? Yes – out of patience, out of time, and out of coffee.
Coffee: because sleep is for the weak.
Coffee: because it’s too early for vodka.
Coffee: the original energy drink.
My birthstone is a coffee bean.
Coffee: the planet’s greatest renewable resource.
More coffee, less Monday.
If you’re not shaking, you need another cup of coffee.
Coffee: keeping me humble and highly caffeinated.
I’ll stop drinking coffee when they make a dumber mug.
I’m not a morning person, or a night owl. I’m just a perma-tired coffee lover.
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