Funny Mug Sayings

I donut care, I’m awesome!

I’m not a morning person, or an afternoon person, or an evening person. Can I just be a coffee person?

Life happens, coffee helps.

I like my coffee like I like my mornings – dark and strong.

Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.

Coffee: because adulting is hard.

I’m sorry for what I said before I had my coffee.

Coffee – because without it, I’m basically a toddler.

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee.

My blood type is coffee.

Coffee: the most important meal of the day.

Coffee: because anger management is too expensive.

I drink coffee because I need it and wine because I deserve it.

Coffee and sarcasm: my two favorite things.

In need of a caffeine intervention.

Coffee: turning ‘leave me alone’ into ‘good morning’ since forever.

Rise and grind.

I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person.

Coffee: the only reason I wake up in the morning.

Procaffeinating: the tendency to not start anything until you’ve had a cup of coffee.

Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee.

Decaf? No thanks, Satan.

Today’s forecast: 100% chance of coffee.

I can’t espresso how much you bean to me.

Life without coffee is like a broken pencil – pointless.

Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed.

Funny Mug Sayings part 2

I like my coffee like I like my magic – black.

Coffee: the glue holding this whole operation together.

A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.

I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it.

I run on coffee and dry shampoo.

Coffee – because adulting is hard enough without a caffeine addiction.

Today’s goal: survive until bedtime.

Gimme coffee and no one gets hurt.

Do I run? Yes – out of patience, out of time, and out of coffee.

Coffee: because sleep is for the weak.

Coffee: because it’s too early for vodka.

Coffee: the original energy drink.

My birthstone is a coffee bean.

Coffee: the planet’s greatest renewable resource.

More coffee, less Monday.

If you’re not shaking, you need another cup of coffee.

Coffee: keeping me humble and highly caffeinated.

I’ll stop drinking coffee when they make a dumber mug.

I’m not a morning person, or a night owl. I’m just a perma-tired coffee lover.

Alfred Sorsazo

A seeker of inspiration and beauty in words. I share quotes that touch the soul, provoke thought, and inspire change.

Finding and sharing wisdom that helps you better understand yourself and the world around you. Why quotes? Short phrases contain incredible power - they can inspire, support, give hope, or just make you smile.

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