Funny Mug Sayings

I donut care, I’m awesome!

I’m not a morning person, or an afternoon person, or an evening person. Can I just be a coffee person?

Life happens, coffee helps.

I like my coffee like I like my mornings – dark and strong.

Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.

Coffee: because adulting is hard.

I’m sorry for what I said before I had my coffee.

Coffee – because without it, I’m basically a toddler.

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee.

My blood type is coffee.

Coffee: the most important meal of the day.

Coffee: because anger management is too expensive.

I drink coffee because I need it and wine because I deserve it.

Coffee and sarcasm: my two favorite things.

In need of a caffeine intervention.

Coffee: turning ‘leave me alone’ into ‘good morning’ since forever.

Rise and grind.

I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person.

Coffee: the only reason I wake up in the morning.

Procaffeinating: the tendency to not start anything until you’ve had a cup of coffee.

Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee.

Decaf? No thanks, Satan.

Today’s forecast: 100% chance of coffee.

I can’t espresso how much you bean to me.

Life without coffee is like a broken pencil – pointless.

Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed.

I like my coffee like I like my magic – black.

Coffee: the glue holding this whole operation together.

A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.

I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it.

I run on coffee and dry shampoo.

Coffee – because adulting is hard enough without a caffeine addiction.

Today’s goal: survive until bedtime.

Gimme coffee and no one gets hurt.

Do I run? Yes – out of patience, out of time, and out of coffee.

Coffee: because sleep is for the weak.

Coffee: because it’s too early for vodka.

Coffee: the original energy drink.

My birthstone is a coffee bean.

Coffee: the planet’s greatest renewable resource.

More coffee, less Monday.

If you’re not shaking, you need another cup of coffee.

Coffee: keeping me humble and highly caffeinated.

I’ll stop drinking coffee when they make a dumber mug.

I’m not a morning person, or a night owl. I’m just a perma-tired coffee lover.