Funny Mother Daughter Quotes

A mother and daughter’s love is like the perfect mix of chocolate and peanut butter, sweet and nutty!

Life is short, buy the shoes. Especially if your daughter asks for them!

My favorite thing about being a mom is making my daughter laugh, even when she’s rolling her eyes.

They say motherhood is a full-time job, but nobody told me it was this hilarious!

They say you can’t choose your family, but I wouldn’t change my crazy daughter for the world.

I used to be the funniest person I knew, until I had a daughter who inherited my sense of humor!

Home is where your daughter can make you laugh so hard your soda comes out your nose.

I don’t always embarrass my daughter, but when I do, I make sure it’s in front of her friends.

Being a mom means having a dance party in the kitchen with your daughter and not caring who’s watching.

Some people say we’re like two peas in a pod, but I think we’re more like two clowns in a circus.

Motherhood is a constant battle of trying to be serious and failing miserably when your daughter cracks a joke.

My daughter keeps me young, and also makes me question if I ever grew up in the first place!

Some people have a guardian angel, but I have a guardian daughter who keeps me entertained and out of trouble!

I may not always know what’s trendy, but my daughter keeps me up to date with the latest memes.

They say laughter is the best medicine, and my daughter is my personal pharmacy.

Funny Mother Daughter Quotes part 2

Some days I think I should start a stand-up comedy routine, because my daughter gives me plenty of material.

If laughter is contagious, then my daughter and I must have caught the whole comedy club!

They say motherhood is a thankless job, but my daughter thanks me every time I make a funny face.

They say children are a reflection of their parents, and my daughter must be a mirror because she’s just as goofy as me!

My daughter always reminds me to find joy in the small things, like funny cat videos and dad jokes.

They say humor runs in the family, but in our case, it sprints!

My daughter is proof that there’s no such thing as too much laughter in a day.

They say laughter is the shortest distance between two people, and my daughter and I are practically inseparable.

My daughter has a black belt in making me laugh, and I’m her biggest fan and audience.

They say mothers and daughters become more alike with age, but I hope my daughter inherits my sense of humor and not my dance moves!

My daughter always keeps me on my toes, and also keeps me laughing until my sides hurt.

Some people have a comedy club membership, but I have a lifetime pass with my daughter as the headline act.

My daughter is like a walking joke book, always ready to deliver a punchline at the perfect moment.

Laughter is the secret ingredient in our mother-daughter bond, and I’m so grateful for the endless supply my daughter provides.

They say the family that laughs together stays together, and I can proudly say my daughter and I are glued at the funny bone.

A mother’s love is like a never-ending punchline, and my daughter is my favorite comedy partner.

They say humor is a sign of intelligence, and my daughter must be a genius because she cracks me up every day.

Laughter is the universal language, and my daughter speaks it fluently.

My daughter may be small, but her sense of humor is larger than life.

They say the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, and my daughter’s sense of humor is proof that I’m one funny fruit.

Being a mom means laughing at the same joke for the hundredth time because it makes your daughter happy.

My daughter always knows how to make me smile, even on the toughest days.

They say laughter is the best medicine, so my daughter must be a little doctor with an endless prescription pad.

My daughter is my daily dose of happiness, delivered in the form of silly jokes and contagious giggles.

They say laughter is the key to a happy life, and my daughter is the master locksmith.

Having a daughter means having a permanent sidekick who always has a funny comment ready.

They say you can’t have it all, but as a mom, I get to have a loving daughter and a built-in comedian.

My daughter is the sunshine in my life, always brightening my day with her infectious laughter.

They say laughter is the best way to start the day, and my daughter is my daily alarm clock with her hilarious wake-up calls.

Having a daughter is like having a personal stand-up comedian who never fails to bring laughter into my life.