Funny Monday Coffee Quotes

Coffee: because adulting on a Monday morning requires a little bit of magic.

On Mondays, I like my coffee strong and my excuses to be ridiculous.

Life is too short for bad coffee, especially on a Monday.

I can’t espresso how much I need coffee on a Monday morning.

Coffee: the nectar of the Monday gods.

Mondays without coffee should be illegal.

I’m not a morning person, but I can pretend to be with a good cup of coffee on a Monday.

Coffee makes me feel like I have my life together… at least until noon on a Monday.

Monday mornings would be a lot easier to handle if they came with a side of coffee.

Mondays were created to make us appreciate coffee even more.

Coffee is the only Monday motivation I need.

Coffee: the ultimate Monday survival tool.

Mondays are like black coffee; they may be bitter, but they give you the boost you need to get through the day.

WARNING: Without coffee, this Monday may cause excessive grumpiness.

Coffee: because without it, I’m just a depresso on a Monday.

When in doubt, coffee it out, especially on a Monday.

Coffee: the legal drug that gets me through Mondays.

Mondays are tough, but coffee is tougher.

Coffee is my Monday morning superhero.

I like my coffee like I like my Mondays: strong and a little bit bitter.

Coffee is the official sponsor of making it through Mondays alive.

Mondays are challenging, but so is my coffee, and we can get through it together.

Funny Monday Coffee Quotes part 2

I don’t need an alarm clock, I need a coffee infusion on Mondays.

Coffee: the Monday morning superhero that saves the day, one cup at a time.

Mondays and coffee go together like laughter and good friends.

Coffee fuels my Monday madness.

Mondays + Coffee = Survival.

Coffee is the Monday morning equivalent of a warm hug.

Mondays without coffee are like a year without sunshine.

I drink coffee on Mondays to prepare myself for a week of caffeinated adventures.

Coffee is my Monday spirit animal.

Mondays are hard, but my coffee is strong.

Coffee: the reason I smile on a Monday morning.

Mondays are a little less Monday-ish with a cup of coffee in hand.

I love Mondays… said no one ever without a cup of coffee.

Life is too short to drink bad coffee, especially on a Monday.

Coffee is my Monday morning anthem.

Mondays are for caffeinated miracles.

Coffee is like a hug in a mug on a Monday morning.

Mondays are like a bad cup of coffee; you just have to power through and hope for better days.

Coffee: the Monday morning secret weapon for productivity.

Mondays are for miracles, and the miracle is coffee.

Coffee: because Mondays are hard enough without it.

Mondays are like an empty coffee cup; they can be refilled with a fresh start.

Coffee: the world’s most delicious Monday morning alarm clock.