Mathematics may not teach us how to add love or subtract hate, but it gives us hope that every problem has a solution.
I’m so bad at math that even my calculator throws me an error message.
I find it ironic that people who hate math always seem to count on it.
Math, the only subject that counts.
Math is like a puzzle that only a few people actually enjoy solving.
I used to hate math, but then I realized decimals had a point.
I failed math so many times at school, I can’t even count.
Mathematicians are like rock stars, just with more numbers and fewer groupies.
I asked the mathematician, ‘Do you believe in forever?’ He replied, ‘Well, I’m not sure, but I can prove it to you.’
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
I’m not bad at math, I’m just really good at finding creative solutions.
Mathematics is the only place where you can buy 60 watermelons and no one questions you.
Mathematics is all about finding X, but what happens when X doesn’t want to be found?
If you can’t solve a math problem, get a piece of paper and a pen, write nonsense, and at least it will look like you’re trying.
They say math is the language of the universe, but I find it hard enough to carry a conversation in English.
I heard a mathematician tried to solve the equation of love, but he discovered it was imaginary.
Why did the math book look so sad? Because it was full of problems, but no solutions.
Mathematics is like love; a simple equation can change your life forever.
Math is like a language, and trying to learn it is like being lost in translation.
Mathematics is the only place where you can buy 64 watermelons and end up with the square root of 4096.
Why did the math teacher go on a diet? Because she wanted to lose some of her weight problems.
Mathematics may not be able to solve all your problems, but at least it can help you calculate the odds.
I’m not lazy, I’m just on power-saving mode until I need to solve a math problem.
Math teaches you to solve problems, but it also creates problems you never thought existed.
I’m terrible at math, but at least I know how to divide the pizza evenly.
Why did the math teacher go to the beach? To catch some sine.
Mathematics allows you to multiply your knowledge and divide your problems.
Mathematics is the closest thing we have to magic; it turns abstract concepts into solid numbers.
I like math, but only when someone else is doing it for me.
Math is like a superhero; it has the power to scare children and confuse adults.
Why do I love math? Because it’s like playing a puzzle game that never ends.
Mathematics is the only subject where getting an F means ‘Fantastic!’
Sometimes I wonder if math teachers multiply in their spare time.
Mathematics is like a puzzle; if you solve it, you feel accomplished, but if you don’t, you feel puzzled.
I’m not bad at math, I just prefer the art of guessing.
Mathematics is not just numbers; it’s also the art of making sense out of chaos.
Math is the secret language of the universe, but the universe doesn’t want to tell us the answer.
Math is like a puzzle; you either solve it or you’re left with missing pieces.
Mathematics is like dating; you may not find the right answer right away, but finding a solution is worth the effort.
Math teachers have a problem-solving superpower; they can make our heads spin with just one equation.
Why did the math teacher go on vacation? To relax and find some peace of mind.
Math may not teach you how to find happiness, but it can help you calculate the probability.
I’m not bad at math; I’m just really good at figuring out alternate solutions.
Mathematics may be complex, but it’s nothing compared to understanding a woman.
Math is not my strong suit, but at least I can calculate the number of pieces of pie I can eat without feeling guilty.
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