Funny Lesbian Quotes

I kissed a girl, and she laughed. It was just her way of flirting!

Lesbian: it’s not a phase, it’s my way of life!

Sorry boys, we’re too busy flirting with each other to notice your advances!

Lesbianism: where we can appreciate the beauty of women and also borrow each other’s clothes!

I don’t need a knight in shining armor, I need a princess in flannel!

If being a lesbian means I get to have double the wardrobe, then sign me up!

Homophobia: it’s like a mosquito buzzing in our ear, except we’re too fabulous to be bothered!

We may be lesbians, but we can still appreciate a good-looking man, from a distance, of course!

Lesbians: making the world a more beautiful and colorful place, one romance at a time!

We may be girls who like girls, but that doesn’t mean we can’t rock a suit better than most guys!

Lesbian love: twice the estrogen, twice the fun!

It’s not that I don’t like men, I just prefer women in every way!

Kissing a girl is like tasting the most delicious ice cream. It’s a flavor that can’t be replicated!

Being a lesbian is all about embracing your true self and finding love in unexpected places!

I don’t want a knight in shining armor, I want a princess who can ride into the sunset with me on a unicorn!

A girl’s best friend? Another girl, of course!

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them over your girlfriend’s margarita and enjoy the love!

Lesbians: we’re not afraid to break the gender stereotypes and ride off into the sunset together!

We may be lesbians, but we can still appreciate a good-looking man, as long as he keeps his distance!

Lesbianism: where flannel shirts and comfortable shoes are our fashion staples!

Who needs a prince charming when we can have a queen charming?

Girls just wanna have fun, with other girls!

Lesbian love: twice the heart, twice the passion!

If being a lesbian means being part of this amazing community, then count me in!

We may be lesbians, but we still know how to appreciate a good dad joke!

Loving a woman is like being caught in a perpetual sparkly rainbow of happiness!

Lesbianism: where love knows no boundaries, except for ones being set by bigots!

Lesbians: proudly breaking the glass ceiling and all gender expectations!

We may be lesbians, but we can still appreciate a good-looking man, from a distance, of course!

Being a lesbian means embracing the power of the rainbow and spreading love to all corners of the world!

Lesbian love: where happiness blossoms from the love of another woman!

Who needs a prince when you can have a princess who brings you breakfast in bed?

Being a lesbian means having twice the emotion, twice the laughter, and twice the love!

Lesbian lore: flannel shirts are the key to unlocking a woman’s heart!

We may be lesbians, but we’re still human beings with the same desires for love and happiness!

Kissing a girl is like tasting the sweetness of a summer sunset. It’s a moment that takes your breath away!

Lesbian: it’s not just a sexual orientation, it’s a lifestyle full of love and laughter!

Lesbianism: where we can appreciate the beauty of women and enjoy a good game of football!

We don’t need validation from others when our love for each other shines brighter than any star in the sky!

Lesbians: defying societal norms and celebrating love in all its beautiful forms!

Forget glass slippers, I prefer combat boots and a cute girl by my side!

Lesbian love is like finding a unicorn in a world full of horses – rare, magical, and worth every moment!

We may be lesbians, but that doesn’t mean we can’t appreciate a good-looking man – as long as he brings pizza!

Kissing a girl is like experiencing the most magical fireworks show – it’s a breathtaking display of love and passion!

Lesbianism: where we can be strong, independent women who also know a thing or two about love and romance!