Labor Day: the one day a year when your boss pretends to appreciate everything you do for the other 364 days.
Work hard, nap harder. Happy Labor Day!
Labor Day: a holiday to celebrate all the times we’ve successfully avoided doing actual labor.
Labor Day: the one holiday where it’s acceptable to wear sweatpants all day.
May your Labor Day be filled with BBQ, relaxation, and pretending you don’t have to go back to work tomorrow.
On Labor Day, I like to take a break from my 9-5 job and work on my skills in napping and binge-watching.
Happy Labor Day! Today, we salute those who manage to look busy while doing absolutely nothing.
They say hard work never killed anyone, but I’m not about to test that theory. Happy Labor Day!
I can’t think of a better way to celebrate Labor Day than by doing absolutely nothing.
On Labor Day, I like to take a moment to appreciate all the hard work my dog does by napping all day.
If Labor Day means not having to set an alarm, count me in!
The best part about Labor Day is not having to pretend to care about work for a whole day.
On Labor Day, I’m just here for the food and the freedom to not check my work email.
Labor Day: the joy of pretending summer isn’t over and winter is not on its way.
On Labor Day, let’s take a moment to appreciate all the times we’ve successfully avoided our boss’s boring meetings.
Funny Labor Day Quotes part 2
Labor Day: the one day where it’s socially acceptable to day-drink in a hammock.
The key to a successful Labor Day is finding the perfect balance between being lazy and being productive. Cheers to finding that sweet spot!
Labor Day: the unofficial start of the ‘Is it too early for a pumpkin spice latte?’ season.
On Labor Day, I like to think about all the ways I could be more productive, but then I just take a nap instead.
The best way to spend Labor Day? Not laboring, of course!
On Labor Day, I like to dress for success… in my comfiest pajamas.
Labor Day: the ultimate excuse to eat as many hot dogs as possible.
Labor Day: the only day where it’s acceptable to wear white shoes and eat a hot dog covered in ketchup and mustard.
May your Labor Day be filled with laughter, relaxation, and minimal responsibilities.
On Labor Day, let’s remember the hardworking individuals who make our lives easier, like the person who invented the snooze button.
Labor Day: the day we celebrate all the times we’ve successfully avoided doing the laundry.
Labor Day: the perfect time to put off all the things you were supposed to do this summer.
On Labor Day, I like to honor all the hard work I’ve done by taking a well-deserved nap.
Labor Day: the day I remind myself that I really should start going to the gym again… next week.
On Labor Day, I like to channel my inner sloth and move as little as possible.
Labor Day: the one day a year I don’t feel guilty about watching an entire season of my favorite show in one sitting.
Labor Day: the day we celebrate all the times we’ve successfully avoided doing any actual laborious tasks.
On Labor Day, I like to take a break from adulting and embrace my inner child.
Labor Day: the perfect time to catch up on all the sleep you’ve been sacrificing for work.
Labor Day: the day we celebrate all the times we’ve expertly avoided doing any real work.
On Labor Day, I like to channel my inner couch potato and become one with my Netflix binge.
Labor Day: the one day a year when you can fully embrace your laziness and not feel guilty about it.
On Labor Day, I like to give myself a pat on the back for all the times I’ve successfully avoided doing dishes.
Labor Day: the day we celebrate the working class by sitting on our butts and doing absolutely nothing.
On Labor Day, I like to toast to all the times I’ve strategically avoided doing any actual labor.
Labor Day: the day we celebrate the art of procrastination and expertly dodging responsibilities.
On Labor Day, I like to practice my Olympic-level nap-taking skills.
Labor Day: the perfect time to catch up on all the TV shows you’ve been missing out on during the workweek.
On Labor Day, I like to reflect on all the times I’ve successfully avoided stepping on Legos during my kids’ playtime.
Labor Day: the day to celebrate the labor of love that is simply enjoying life and not taking it too seriously.
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