Funny kitchen towel sayings

I like my dish soap how I like my humor – extra bubbly!

In this kitchen, we sprinkle a little love and a lot of flour!

Warning: This kitchen may contain traces of awesomeness.

Kiss the cook, or at least ask nicely for a snack.

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my whisking skills.

If you can read this, you’re probably too close to the oven.

This kitchen runs on coffee, wine, and the occasional swear word.

Life is short, lick the bowl!

Cooking is love made visible.

I don’t trust people who don’t like garlic.

Who needs a superhero when you have an apron?

My cooking is like a hug in a bowl.

In this kitchen, we dance with our kitchen utensils.

Never trust a skinny chef.

I’m not a chef, but I can microwave like a pro.

In this kitchen, we make memories and dirty dishes.

Cooking is my therapy, and the dishes are my yoga.

My kitchen has a first aid kit – it’s called wine.

In this kitchen, we believe in the power of butter.

If you can’t take the heat, get out of my kitchen!

Life is too short to eat boring food.

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas in the kitchen.

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

I bake because punching people is frowned upon.

The secret ingredient is always cheese.

I don’t measure ingredients, I measure love.

This kitchen is made for dancing spoonfuls of joy.

Funny kitchen towel sayings part 2

I’m the chef, the cow says moo!

Spices and hugs make everything taste better.

Step aside, Martha Stewart, there’s a new cook in town.

I’m not slaving over a hot stove, I’m creating magic.

I’ve got a whisk and I’m not afraid to use it.

Love and cookies are best when homemade.

Keep calm and bacon on.

My favorite exercise is running to the refrigerator.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Real men cook, grill, and wash the dishes.

Cooking is like love, it should be entered into with abandon or not at all.

I’m not messy, I’m creatively organized.

This kitchen runs on laughter, love, and a whole lot of coffee.

The kitchen is my playground, and food is my toy.

I’m cooking up a storm in here, so hold onto your chef’s hats!

Life is too short for bad wine and boring recipes.

The way to a person’s heart is through their stomach… and a good sense of humor.

This kitchen is seasoned with love, laughter, and a pinch of sarcasm.