Funny kidney sayings

My kidney knows all my dirty little secrets.

I’m kidneying you not, my kidneys are hilarious.

My kidneys are the life of the party, they’re always aching for laughter.

My kidneys have a great sense of humor, they’ve never failed to make me laugh.

I never kidney around when it comes to laughter.

My kidneys are always cracking jokes, they’re real kidney comedians.

Kidney stones may be painful, but they’re also a great punchline.

My kidneys are so funny, they make me laugh until I peed-r my pants.

My kidneys are the funny bone of my body.

My kidneys make me laugh so hard, it’s a kidney comedectomy.

My kidneys have a stand-up routine, they’re really kidney stand-ups.

My kidneys are the funniest organ duo in the body.

My kidneys can filter out the jokes, but they can’t stop laughing.

My kidneys always have a punchline ready, they’re real renal rib-ticklers.

My kidneys’ sense of humor is an acquired taste, but once you get it, you’ll kidney yourself laughing.

My kidneys are the ultimate pranksters, they’re always pulling kidney gags.

My kidneys have a contagious laughter, they spread the kidney humor.

My kidneys appreciate a good kidney joke, they never miss an opportunity to laugh.

My kidneys are the best audience for my kidney puns.

My kidneys are always up for a good laugh, they’re real kidney chucklers.

Funny kidney sayings part 2

My kidneys are so funny, they should have their own comedy show.

My kidneys have a sense of humor that’s hard to kidney-stand.

My kidneys are the life of the urinary party, they’re always cracking up.

My kidneys have a dry sense of humor, they’re kidney dry wit.

My kidneys are the comedic relief of my body.

My kidneys have the ability to turn any situation into a kidney joke.

My kidneys are masters of kidney slapstick.

My kidneys are always up for a good time, they’re real kidney partiers.

My kidneys have a natural talent for making people laugh, they’re kidney comic geniuses.

My kidneys are the funniest organs in town.

My kidneys have a knack for kidney one-liners.

My kidneys are always in stitches, they’re real kidney stitchers.

My kidneys are the kings of kidney humor.

My kidneys’ funny bone is always tickled.

My kidneys are so hilarious, they could write a kidney comedy show.

My kidneys are laughing all the way to the ureters.

My kidneys have a kidney sense of humor.

My kidneys have the ability to turn any frown upside down.

My kidneys are the jesters of my body.

My kidneys are always cracking me up, they’re real kidney crack-ups.

My kidneys have a repertoire of kidney jokes.

My kidneys are the kidney kings of comedy.

My kidneys have a kidney for roast battles.

My kidneys are always up for a good giggle.

My kidneys are never afraid to kidney around.