Funny Karma Quotes

Karma is like a boomerang – it always comes back to hit you in the face.

Karma – the universe’s way of keeping us humble… or making us look like idiots.

I don’t believe in karma, but I do believe in the power of stubbing your toe on furniture.

Karma doesn’t have an off switch, so be careful what you put out into the world.

Karma is like a rubber band – it can only stretch so far before it snaps back at you.

Karma is the universe’s way of saying, Don’t mess with me.

Is it just me, or does karma have a wicked sense of humor?

Karma is like a high five from the universe when you least expect it.

Karma is like a GPS for your soul – it always knows where you’re headed.

They say karma is a b*tch, but I think she’s more like a mischievous fairy.

Karma is like a coupon for cosmic justice – you may not use it right away, but it never expires.

Karma is like a genie – it grants wishes, but there’s always a twist.

Hey karma, can you take a day off? I’m trying to be a better person here!

Karma is like a boomerang – you better duck when it comes flying at you.

Karma is like a dance partner – it’s all about finding the right rhythm.

Karma is like a drama queen – she always makes an entrance.

Karma is like a personal trainer for your soul – it pushes you to your limits.

Funny Karma Quotes part 2

Karma is like a game show host – it loves to keep you guessing.

Karma is like a traffic cop – it always catches up to you when you least expect it.

Karma is like a spelling bee – it can be ruthless when it comes to correcting your mistakes.

Karma is like a referee – it never misses a foul.

Karma is like a camera – it captures every moment, even the ones you try to hide.

Karma is like a nosy neighbor – it’s always watching what you’re up to.

Karma is like a comedian – it loves a good punchline.

Karma is like a fortune teller – it knows what’s coming before you do.

Karma is like a boomerang – it comes back, but sometimes it hits a few innocent bystanders along the way.

Karma is like a cup of coffee – it gives you a jolt when you least expect it.

Karma is like a DJ – it knows how to mix things up.

Karma is like a Hollywood star – it loves a good scandal.

Karma is like a detective – it always uncovers the truth.

Karma is like a game of chess – every move you make has consequences.

Karma is like a puzzle – it always finds a way to fit the pieces together.

Karma is like a reality TV show – it loves to watch drama unfold.

Karma is like a teacher – it never misses a chance to educate you.

Karma is like a chef – it always serves up what you deserve.

Karma is like a firework – it lights up the sky when you least expect it.

Karma is like a magician – it can make things disappear in an instant.

Karma is like a superhero – it always comes to the rescue.

Karma is like a judge – it never lets you get away with anything.

Karma is like a comedian – it loves to make you laugh when you least expect it.

Karma is like a scientist – it always conducts experiments to see what works and what doesn’t.

Karma is like a marathon runner – it never gets tired of catching up to you.

Karma is like a trampoline – it bounces back at you with twice the force.

Karma is like a treasure hunter – it always finds what you’ve hidden.

Karma is like a whirlwind – it can turn your world upside down in an instant.