Funny Inspirational Quotes

Life is too short to be serious all the time. Find something that makes you laugh every day.

Don’t take life too seriously, nobody gets out alive anyways.

Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect.

You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

The best way to predict the future is to create it.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Life is like a roller coaster, and I’m up for the ride!

I don’t have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.

It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by that time I was too famous.

The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a bright and beautiful day.

I may be a nobody, but I’m a nobody with coffee.

Why fit in when you were born to stand out?

It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.

The hardest part of a business is minding your own.

Funny Inspirational Quotes part 2

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I haven’t failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

I avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward.

Life’s not fair, but it’s still funny.

I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate vegetables.

The secret to being happy is accepting where you are in life and making the most out of everyday.

Some people call me crazy, but I prefer the term ‘happy with a twist.’

You have to be odd to be number one.

Sometimes the best thing you can do is not think, not wonder, not imagine, not obsess. Just breathe and have faith that everything will work out for the best.

Life is a joke — might as well laugh along.

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.

Don’t be afraid to follow your dreams. Unless your dreams are stupid. Then you should get a better dream.

If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

I’m not clumsy, I’m just addicted to gravity.

The only way to do great work is to love what you do.

I’m not a complete idiot… Some parts are missing.

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.

May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.

I find TV very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go into another room and read a book.

Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.

I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome.

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off in the first place?

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far, I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.

Life is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get.