Hockey is a game of inches, and sometimes, those inches are in the wrong direction!
The only thing harder than playing hockey is pronouncing some of the players’ last names!
Hockey players have ice in their veins, but sometimes they also have ice in their teeth!
If hockey were easy, they’d call it football.
Goaltenders have a love-hate relationship with pucks. They love stopping them, but hate getting hit by them!
Hockey players aren’t just tough on the ice, they’re also tough on the laundry detergent!
In hockey, the only thing that should be blue is your team’s jersey, not your face after getting hit!
They say money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy season tickets to your favorite hockey team, and that’s pretty close!
Hockey players have a sixth sense – they can spot a donut shop from a mile away!
Hockey players have the best hair – they’ve got flow even under those helmets!
Hockey is the only sport where fighting is allowed, but sharing your juice box is not!
Hockey players can multitask – they can skate, shoot, and swear all at the same time!
In hockey, the only thing hotter than a player’s temper is the ice they’re playing on!
Hockey is the ultimate team sport – where else can someone basically carry a weapon and have 19 teammates pat them on the back for it?
Hockey coaches have the best job security – as long as they don’t put the owner’s son on the fourth line!
Funny hockey quotes part 2
Hockey is the only sport where you can legally tackle someone while wearing knives on your feet!
Hockey fans are the most dedicated – they’ll sit through freezing temperatures just to see their team lose!
When it comes to hockey, it’s not about the size of the player, it’s about the size of their heart – and maybe their slapshot!
Hockey players have more friends at the dentist’s office than they do on Facebook!
In hockey, it’s not how hard you hit, it’s how hard you get hit by a flying puck and keep going!
Hockey is a sport of ups and downs – and sometimes, a lot of missing teeth!
Hockey is a game of strategy – but sometimes the strategy is just to hit the other guy harder!
Hockey fans don’t always have the best manners – they’ll boo Santa Claus, but cheer for a fistfight!
Hockey is a sport where you can’t hide your excitement – those teeth missin’ grins say it all!
In hockey, the only thing faster than the players is the clock ticking down in the final minutes!
Hockey players have the best fashion sense – who else can make a mullet look cool?
Hockey is a sport where getting hit by an opponent is considered a sign of respect – who needs handshakes when you have body checks?
Hockey is the only sport where pretending to trip and fall can get you two minutes in the penalty box!
In hockey, the ice isn’t the only thing that gets shattered – egos get broken too!
Hockey players may be tough, but they also have a soft side – especially when it comes to cuddling with their favorite stuffed animal at night!
Hockey is a sport where the best players can balance on a razor-sharp blade – but still trip over their own two feet!
Hockey players have the best war cry – instead of roaring, they scream ‘Let’s go!’ at the top of their lungs!
In hockey, the only thing cooler than a Zamboni is an ice-cold beer after the game!
Hockey players have the best pre-game rituals – superstitions that would make a witch doctor proud!
Hockey is not just a game, it’s a lifestyle – one filled with ice baths, broken sticks, and 5 AM practices!
Hockey is the only sport where the fans can go from screaming insults to singing along with the national anthem in a matter of minutes!
In hockey, the only thing smoother than the ice is the player’s pickup lines off the ice!
Hockey is a sport where the only time you’re allowed to talk with your mouth full is when you’re eating ice shavings!
Hockey players may have egos, but they also have the team spirit – it’s a love-hate relationship!
In hockey, the only thing tougher than the players is the smell of their equipment!
Hockey is the only sport where players have more fights than goals – and sometimes, those fights are more enjoyable!
Hockey is like a game of chess – except with a lot more bruises and missing teeth!
Hockey players have the best finger strength – they can tie their skates with one hand!
In hockey, the only thing scarier than an angry coach is an open net and a missed shot!
Hockey is a sport where a decibel meter should be included on every referee’s whistle – it’s the only way to know if the fans are loud enough!
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