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- “Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.” – Winston Churchill
- “Golf is the only sport where the worst player gets to be the captain.” – Dave Barry
- “Golf is a good walk spoiled.” – Mark Twain
- “Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course – the distance between your ears.” – Bobby Jones
- “The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.” – Billy Graham
- “Golf is a game of inches. Unfortunately, most of them are taken off the top.”
- “Golf is a mental disorder disguised as a game.”
- “Golf is like life, but without the ultimate reward.”
- “Golf: the art of wasting an entire afternoon walking around a park.”
- “Golf is a game where you yell ‘fore’, shoot six, and write down five.”
- “Golf is a great way to ruin a good walk.” – Winston Churchill
- “The difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer yells ‘fore’, a skydiver yells ‘fourteen thousand’.”
- “Golf is the only sport where you can get mad at yourself for being good.”
- “Golf is like a love affair, if you don’t take it seriously, it’s no fun; if you do, it breaks your heart.” – Arnold Palmer
- “Golf is a game that is played by 20 million people whose idea of a good walk is ruined.” – Winston Churchill
- “Golf is a game that is so bad, it’s still good.”
- “Golf is the perfect excuse to get outside and swear.”
- “Golf is a lot like taxes, you drive hard to get to the green, and end up in the hole.”
- “Golf is a game of inches, or in my case, feet and yards.”
- “Golf is the only sport where you can wear plaid and not be judged.”
- “Golf is like a drug, you need your fix every weekend.”
- “Golf is a game that is designed to break your heart, and your wallet.”
- “Golf is like a slice of life, you never know what you’re going to get.”
- “Golf is a game that is mostly played on the course between your ears.”
- “Golf is a game that is best enjoyed with a beer in hand.”
- “Golf is a sport where you can hit a perfect shot and still end up in the water.”
- “Golf is a game that is best played with friends, and a lot of good-natured ribbing.”
- “Golf is like life, it’s not always fair, but it’s always a challenge.”
- “Golf is a game that is best enjoyed in the company of others, unless you’re having a really bad day.”
- “Golf is a game that is meant to be fun, unless you’re playing with your boss.”
- “Golf is a game where your opponent is not the other player, but the course itself.”
- “Golf is a game that is best played in moderation, unless you’re retired.”
- “Golf is a game where you can be a terrible player, but still look good doing it.”
- “Golf is a game where you can lose your ball and your mind in the same shot.”
- “Golf is a game that can humble even the greatest of athletes.”
- “Golf is a game where you can have a good shot, a bad shot, and a drink all in one hole.”
- “Golf is a game that is all about how you recover from a bad shot.”
- “Golf is a game where you can hit a perfect shot and still end up in the rough.”
- “Golf is a game that is best played with a sense of humor and a lot of patience.”
- “Golf is a game that is meant to be enjoyed, not endured.”
- “Golf is a game that is best played when you’re not taking it too seriously.”
- “Golf is a game that is meant to be challenging, not frustrating.”
- “Golf is a game where you can blame your equipment, the weather, or your playing partners, but in the end, it’s always your fault.”
- “Golf is a game where you can have a good time even if you’re not playing well.”
- “Golf is a game where the only thing harder than the course is your swing.”
- “Golf is a game where you can have a good shot, a bad shot, and a story to tell all in one hole.”
- “Golf is a game that is best played with a positive attitude and a lot of mulligans.”
- “Golf is a game where you can make the most amazing shot, and still have no idea how you did it.”
- “Golf is a game where you can have a terrible day on the course, but still enjoy a cold beer afterwards.”
- “Golf is a game that is best played with a healthy dose of self-deprecation.”
- “Golf is a game that is all about the journey, not the destination.”
- “Golf is a game that is best played with a clear mind and a lot of sunscreen.”
- “Golf is a game that is all about how you recover from a bad shot, and a good sense of humor can’t hurt either.”
- “Golf is a game where you can spend hours searching for your ball, and still have a great time.”
- “Golf is a game where you can have a lot of bad shots, but still feel like a pro after one good one.”
- “Golf is a game where you can play against yourself, and still lose.”
- “Golf is a game where you can spend more time looking for your ball than actually playing it.”
- “Golf is a game where your opponent is not the other players, but the course itself.”
- “Golf is a game where the only thing more frustrating than a bad shot is a good shot that doesn’t go your way.”
- “Golf is a game where you can be terrible all day, but still come back for more the next day.”
- “Golf is a game where the ball doesn’t always go where you want it to, but sometimes it goes where you need it to.”
- “Golf is a game where you can spend all day on the course, and still not get enough of it.”
- “Golf is a game that is best played with a sense of humor and a lot of snacks.”
- “Golf is a game where you can hit the ball perfectly, but still have no idea where it’s going.”
- “Golf is a game that is best played with a drink in hand, just don’t forget to drink responsibly.”
- “Golf is a game where you can have a good round, a bad round, and a great time all in one day.”
- “Golf is a game where your handicap can be your best friend or your worst enemy.”
- “Golf is a game where you can hit a perfect shot, and then hit five bad ones in a row.”
- “Golf is a game where you can spend all day on the course, and still not be satisfied.”
- “Golf is a game where you can have a lot of bad shots, but still have a good time.”
- “Golf is a game that is meant to be enjoyed, not mastered.”
- “Golf is a game that is best played with a lot of practice, or a lot of luck.”
- “Golf is a game where you can hit the ball perfectly, but still end up in the sand trap.”
- “Golf is a game that is best played with a lot of patience and a good sense of humor.”
- “Golf is a game where you can have a bad day, but still enjoy the scenery.”
- “Golf is a game where you can have a great shot, and then hit a tree on the next one.”
- “Golf is a game where you can have a lot of bad shots, but still feel like a winner.”
- “Golf is a game that is best played with a lot of practice, and a lot of beer.”
- “Golf is a game that is all about the journey, not the destination, unless you’re trying to break par.”
- “Golf is a game where you can hit a good shot, and then watch it roll into the water.”
- “Golf is a game where you can spend all day on the course, and still feel like you haven’t played enough.”
- “Golf is a game where you can have a lot of bad shots, but still enjoy the company of your playing partners.”
- “Golf is a game that is best played with a lot of sunscreen, and a lot of patience.”
- “Golf is a game where you can hit a perfect shot, and then have it ruined by a gust of wind.”
- “Golf is a game that is best played with a lot of persistence, and a little bit of luck.”
- “Golf is a game where you can have a lot of bad shots, but still have a great time.”
- “Golf is a game where you can have a good round, and then ruin it on the last hole.”
- “Golf is a game where you can have a lot of bad shots, but still come back for more.”
- “Golf is a game where you can hit a perfect shot, and then watch it roll off the green.”
- “Golf is a game where you can spend all day on the course, and still feel like you haven’t played enough holes.”
- “Golf is a game that is best played with a lot of practice, a little bit of talent, and a good attitude.”
- “Golf is a game where you can have a lot of bad shots, but still appreciate the beauty of the course.”
- “Golf is a game where you can hit a perfect shot, and then have it ruined by a bad bounce.”
- “Golf is a game where you can have a lot of bad shots, but still have a lot of fun with your friends.”
- “Golf is a game where you can spend all day trying to improve your game, and then realize you forgot to keep score.”
- “Golf is a game where you can hit a perfect shot, and then have your playing partner hit it even better.”
- “Golf is a game where you can have a lot of bad shots, but still feel like a pro when you sink a long putt.”
- “Golf is a game that is best played with a lot of good friends, a sense of humor, and a willingness to try again tomorrow.”
- “Golf is a game where you can spend all day on the course, and still not be satisfied with your performance, but satisfied with the experience.”
- “Golf is a game where you can have a lot of bad shots, but still feel like a winner when you make a great recovery.”
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