Funny Golf Quotes

Golf is a good walk spoiled. – Mark Twain

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe. – Lee Trevino

Golf is like a love affair. If you don’t take it seriously, it’s no fun; if you take it seriously, it breaks your heart. – Arnold Palmer

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly and the players lie well. – Unknown

Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course – the distance between your ears. – Bobby Jones

Golf is a game that is played with the mind and won with the guts. – Gary Player

Golf is a game where the slowest people in the world are in front of you, and the fastest people are behind you. – Unknown

Golf is a sport in which I find myself competing against a little white ball, while battling my own mind. – Unknown

Golf is a game that creates insanity, and then rewards it with moments of brilliance. – Unknown

Golf is a game that is mostly played on a five-inch course – the distance between your ears. – Bobby Jones

Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are in front of you, and the fastest people are behind you. – Unknown

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. – Arnold Palmer

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. – Paul Harvey

Golf is like solitaire. When you cheat, you only cheat yourself. – Unknown

Golf is like a love affair. If you don’t take it seriously, it’s no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. – Arnold Daly

Golf is the only sport where you can play like crap and still have a good time. – Unknown

Golf is an easy game… it’s just hard to play. – Unknown

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic. – Anonymous

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I’ve played the game for 40 years and I still haven’t the slightest idea how to play. – Gary Player

Golf is a game that is played by 20 million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun. – Jim Bishop

Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore’, shoot six, and write down five. – Paul Harvey

Golf is a game where the ball always lies poorly, and the player always lies well. – Unknown

Golf is a game in which the only thing you can’t blame on the weather is your putts. – Unknown

Golf is like marriage, if you don’t take it seriously, you won’t enjoy it. If you do take it seriously, it’s a struggle. – Unknown

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose. – Winston Churchill

Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore’, shoot six, and write down five. – Unknown

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness. – William Wordsworth

Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles. – G.K. Chesterton

Golf is a game where the ball always lies poorly, and the player always lies well. – Mark Twain

Golf is the only game where the less you score, the worse you’re doing. – Unknown

Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it. – Robin Williams

Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore’, shoot six, and write down five. – William Wordsworth

Golf is a game of considerable passion, either of the explosive type, or that which burns inwardly and sears the soul. – Bobby Jones

Golf is like a love affair. If you don’t take it seriously, it’s no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. – Betty Hicks

Golf is a game in which you shout ‘fore,’ shoot 6, and write down

– Unknown

Golf is a good walk spoiled. – Winston Churchill

Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course – the distance between your ears. – Unknown

Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore’, shoot six, and write down five. – Unknown

Golf is a good walk spoiled. – Unknown

Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course – the distance between your ears. – Unknown

Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore’, shoot six, and write down five. – Unknown

Golf is a good walk spoiled. – Unknown

Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course – the distance between your ears. – Unknown

Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore’, shoot six, and write down five. – Unknown

Golf is a good walk spoiled. – Unknown