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- I’m not short, I’m gnome-sized.
- I’m not small, I’m just concentrated awesome.
- Gnomes are like potato chips, you can’t have just one.
- Gnome matter what, I’ll always be here for you.
- Gnomes are just like people, only shorter and more magical.
- I’m not a garden gnome, I’m a lawn ornament with attitude.
- I may be small, but I’m mighty.
- I’m not a garden decoration, I’m a work of art.
- I’m not a gnome, I’m a garden guardian.
- Gnomebody messes with me and gets away with it.
- I’m a gnome, hear me roar.
- Gnomes just wanna have fun.
- I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.
- Gnomes don’t grow up, they just get more mischievous.
- Gnome means never having to say you’re sorry.
- I’m not a lawn ornament, I’m a statement piece.
- I’m not a gnome, I’m a pocket-sized friend.
- I’m not small, I’m just conserving energy.
- Gnomes have big personalities in small packages.
- I’m not tiny, I’m just closer to the ground.
- I’m not a garden gnome, I’m a yard elf.
- I’m not a decoration, I’m a conversation starter.
- I’m not a gnome, I’m a guardian of the garden.
- Gnomes are like sunshine in the garden.
- I’m not a gnome, I’m a treasure in the garden.
- I’m not a gnome, I’m a garden greeter.
- I’m not small, I’m just compact and efficient.
- I’m not a gnome, I’m a garden spirit.
- I’m not a gnome, I’m a miniature masterpiece.
- I’m not a lawn gnome, I’m a lawn legend.
- I’m not a gnome, I’m a garden genie.
- I’m not short, I’m just closer to the flowers.
- I’m not a decoration, I’m a work of art.
- Gnomes are like pixie dust in the garden.
- I’m not a garden gnome, I’m a garden guide.
- I’m not a gnome, I’m a garden ambassador.
- I’m not a lawn ornament, I’m a lawn leader.
- Gnomes are like garden treasures, waiting to be found.
- I’m not small, I’m just easier to love.
- I’m not a gnome, I’m a garden guru.
- Gnomes are like little garden surprises.
- I’m not a decoration, I’m a garden delight.
- I’m not a gnome, I’m a garden go-getter.
- I’m not a lawn gnome, I’m a lawn lifesaver.
- Gnomes are like garden magicians, making things grow.
- I’m not a garden gnome, I’m a garden guardian angel.
- I’m not a gnome, I’m a garden genie in a bottle.
- I’m not short, I’m just vertically challenged.
- I’m not a decoration, I’m a garden masterpiece.
- I’m not short, I’m gnome-sized.
- You can’t gnome me down!
- Gnome sweet gnome.
- Gnomebody’s perfect, except us gnomes.
- Gnome is where the heart is.
- I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.
- Gnome matter what, I’ll always love you.
- When in gnome, do as the gnomes do.
- Gnome pun intended.
- I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
- Gnome doubt about it, we’re the best.
- Gnome see, gnome do.
- I’m a gnome, not a lawn ornament.
- Gnomebody puts baby in the corner, except for me.
- I’m too gnome to be stressed.
- Don’t make me unleash the gnome-sters.
- I don’t always garden, but when I do, I gnome what I’m doing.
- I’m not short, I’m gnome-tastically proportioned.
- Gnomebody puts baby in a corner, but they don’t say anything about gnomes.
- Gnome way we’re losing this competition.
- I’m not small, I’m just gnome-ish.
- Gnome worry, be happy.
- I’m gnome-alicious.
- I gnome what you did last summer.
- Gnome news is good news.
- I don’t have an attitude problem, I’m just a gnome.
- Don’t underestimate the power of the gnome.
- I’m gnome-tally awesome.
- I gnome you can do it!
- I’m gnome-merous.
- Gnome man is an island, but we’re a whole village.
- I’m not little, I’m gnome-sized.
- I’m a gnome and I know it.
- Gnome mercy!
- I’m not bossy, I’m just a natural leader.
- Gnome more drama, please.
- Gnomebody does it better than us.
- I’m not high maintenance, I’m just a gnome who knows what she wants.
- Gnome sweet gnome Alabama.
- I’m gnome to be wild.
- I’m not arguing, I’m just expressing my gnome-ion.
- Gnome-body’s perfect, but we’re pretty close.
- I’m not short, I’m gnome-tastic.
- Don’t worry, gnome-thing can stop us now.
- I’m not small, I’m gnome-nificent.
- Gnome on the range.
- I’m gnome-thing if not fabulous.
- I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer gnome brews.
- Gnome is where you park it.
- I’m not small, I’m just highly concentrated gnome.
- I’m not short, I’m gnome-sized!
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