Funny Gnome Sayings

1. I’m not short, I’m gnome-sized.
2. I’m not small, I’m just concentrated awesome.
3. Gnomes are like potato chips, you can’t have just one.
4. Gnome matter what, I’ll always be here for you.
5. Gnomes are just like people, only shorter and more magical.
6. I’m not a garden gnome, I’m a lawn ornament with attitude.
7. I may be small, but I’m mighty.
8. I’m not a garden decoration, I’m a work of art.
9. I’m not a gnome, I’m a garden guardian.
10. Gnomebody messes with me and gets away with it.
11. I’m a gnome, hear me roar.
12. Gnomes just wanna have fun.
13. I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.
14. Gnomes don’t grow up, they just get more mischievous.
15. Gnome means never having to say you’re sorry.
16. I’m not a lawn ornament, I’m a statement piece.
17. I’m not a gnome, I’m a pocket-sized friend.
18. I’m not small, I’m just conserving energy.
19. Gnomes have big personalities in small packages.
20. I’m not tiny, I’m just closer to the ground.
21. I’m not a garden gnome, I’m a yard elf.
22. I’m not a decoration, I’m a conversation starter.
23. I’m not a gnome, I’m a guardian of the garden.
24. Gnomes are like sunshine in the garden.
25. I’m not a gnome, I’m a treasure in the garden.
26. I’m not a gnome, I’m a garden greeter.
27. I’m not small, I’m just compact and efficient.
28. I’m not a gnome, I’m a garden spirit.
29. I’m not a gnome, I’m a miniature masterpiece.
30. I’m not a lawn gnome, I’m a lawn legend.
31. I’m not a gnome, I’m a garden genie.
32. I’m not short, I’m just closer to the flowers.
33. I’m not a decoration, I’m a work of art.
34. Gnomes are like pixie dust in the garden.
35. I’m not a garden gnome, I’m a garden guide.
36. I’m not a gnome, I’m a garden ambassador.
37. I’m not a lawn ornament, I’m a lawn leader.
38. Gnomes are like garden treasures, waiting to be found.
39. I’m not small, I’m just easier to love.
40. I’m not a gnome, I’m a garden guru.
41. Gnomes are like little garden surprises.
42. I’m not a decoration, I’m a garden delight.
43. I’m not a gnome, I’m a garden go-getter.
44. I’m not a lawn gnome, I’m a lawn lifesaver.
45. Gnomes are like garden magicians, making things grow.
46. I’m not a garden gnome, I’m a garden guardian angel.
47. I’m not a gnome, I’m a garden genie in a bottle.
48. I’m not short, I’m just vertically challenged.
49. I’m not a decoration, I’m a garden masterpiece.
50. I’m not short, I’m gnome-sized.
51. You can’t gnome me down!
52. Gnome sweet gnome.
53. Gnomebody’s perfect, except us gnomes.
54. Gnome is where the heart is.
55. I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.
56. Gnome matter what, I’ll always love you.
57. When in gnome, do as the gnomes do.
58. Gnome pun intended.
59. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
60. Gnome doubt about it, we’re the best.
61. Gnome see, gnome do.
62. I’m a gnome, not a lawn ornament.
63. Gnomebody puts baby in the corner, except for me.
64. I’m too gnome to be stressed.
65. Don’t make me unleash the gnome-sters.
66. I don’t always garden, but when I do, I gnome what I’m doing.
67. I’m not short, I’m gnome-tastically proportioned.
68. Gnomebody puts baby in a corner, but they don’t say anything about gnomes.
69. Gnome way we’re losing this competition.
70. I’m not small, I’m just gnome-ish.
71. Gnome worry, be happy.
72. I’m gnome-alicious.
73. I gnome what you did last summer.
74. Gnome news is good news.
75. I don’t have an attitude problem, I’m just a gnome.
76. Don’t underestimate the power of the gnome.
77. I’m gnome-tally awesome.
78. I gnome you can do it!
79. I’m gnome-merous.
80. Gnome man is an island, but we’re a whole village.
81. I’m not little, I’m gnome-sized.
82. I’m a gnome and I know it.
83. Gnome mercy!
84. I’m not bossy, I’m just a natural leader.
85. Gnome more drama, please.
86. Gnomebody does it better than us.
87. I’m not high maintenance, I’m just a gnome who knows what she wants.
88. Gnome sweet gnome Alabama.
89. I’m gnome to be wild.
90. I’m not arguing, I’m just expressing my gnome-ion.
91. Gnome-body’s perfect, but we’re pretty close.
92. I’m not short, I’m gnome-tastic.
93. Don’t worry, gnome-thing can stop us now.
94. I’m not small, I’m gnome-nificent.
95. Gnome on the range.
96. I’m gnome-thing if not fabulous.
97. I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer gnome brews.
98. Gnome is where you park it.
99. I’m not small, I’m just highly concentrated gnome.
100. I’m not short, I’m gnome-sized!

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