Funny Gay Quotes

Being gay is like being a superhero – we have our own special powers!

Gaydar is my favorite superpower.

Straight people have to come out too, like when they wear Crocs in public.

I may be gay, but I still can’t dance.

The only straight I am is straight-up fabulous!

I’m not gay, I’m just outstandingly fabulous.

Being gay means I never have to worry about finding a prom date.

I don’t just break stereotypes, I shatter them with glitter.

The best thing about being gay is having twice the closet space.

Every day I wake up and thank the Gay Gods for my impeccable fashion sense.

Straight people ask me if I chose to be gay, and I ask them if they chose to be boring.

Being gay means I can appreciate a good beard on a man and also appreciate shaving my own.

Gay rights are just like straight rights, but with better fashion.

Straight people may have the rule book, but we wrote the sequel.

Straight people say I can’t be a role model because I’m gay. I say, watch and learn, honey.

Love is love, but makeup is still my true soulmate.

I’m gay, but I still can’t get a date, even on Grindr. The struggle is real.

Some people say coming out is hard. I say, try putting on liquid eyeliner for the first time.

If being gay is a sin, then I commit that sin fabulously.

Being gay is like having a secret superpower that only other gay people can see.

I may be gay, but I couldn’t care less about football. My sport is shopping.

I put the ‘gay’ in ‘gaydar.’

Gay pride is my favorite holiday. The decorations are just fabulous!

Having a gay best friend is like having a personal stylist, therapist, and comedian all in one.

Being gay means I have the best backup singers for my dramatic life moments.

On my journey to self-acceptance, I stumbled upon a fabulous pair of shoes.

Straight people may have the monopoly on marriage, but we have the monopoly on FABULOUS weddings.

I don’t just come out of the closet, I strut out like a runway model.

I tried to be straight once. It was the most boring two minutes of my life.

Gay is my middle name, but fabulous is my last.

I may be gay, but I can still appreciate a straight person’s ability to tie a tie correctly.

Being gay is like having a VIP pass to the world’s most fabulous party.

Gay rights are human rights, but we also throw better parties.

Some people say being gay is a choice. I say, if it’s a choice, then I have fantastic taste.

I may be gay, but my sense of humor is still straighter than a ruler.

If love is a crime, then arrest me for loving sequins and glitter.

Being gay means I am fluent in the language of fabulousness.

The only thing straight about me is my hair, and that’s only because I have a good hair stylist.

Being gay means I can appreciate the aesthetics of both Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling.

I’m not just gay, I’m Gayzilla – here to bring love, happiness, and fabulousness to your city.

Straight people keep asking me if I’ve found ‘the one’ yet. I keep asking them if they’ve found the perfect eyebrow shape.

Being gay is like being permanently invited to the world’s most glamorous party.

I may be gay, but I still don’t understand why straight people put ranch dressing on everything.

Straight people may have the Bachelor, but we have RuPaul’s Drag Race.

Being gay means embracing diversity, love, and the power of a perfectly executed sassy comeback.