Funny Friendship Quotes

Friends are like potatoes, you can never have enough of them!

True friends don’t care if your house is clean, they care if you have wine.

A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend lived them with you.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.’

Friends don’t let friends do silly things… alone.

Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.

Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder. Priceless!

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

A good friend is like a bra: supportive, comfortable, and always close to your heart.

You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.

Friends don’t let friends do stupid things… alone.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like, ‘Yep, I like this one’ and you just do stuff with them.

Dear best friend, I don’t know how to thank you, but I’m lucky to have you in my life. Cheers to all the laughter!

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it certainly helps!

Friends are the therapists you can drink with.

Funny Friendship Quotes part 2

Friendship is built on a solid foundation of sarcasm, laughter, and a dislike of the same people.

A true friend is someone who can make you laugh, even when you’re about to punch them.

Friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there.

A true friend is one who overlooks your broken fence and admires the flowers in your garden.

Friends are like snowflakes. If you pee on them, they disappear.

A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you’re fooling everyone else.

A friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move a dead body.

Friendships are like trees, they grow stronger with each passing year.

Friendship is born when one person says to another, ‘I thought I was the only one!’

A true friend is someone who knows all your flaws and still embraces you.

A good friend is someone who can finish your sentences… but also knows when not to.

Friends are like rainbows. They brighten up your life when you’ve been through a storm.

A true friend is not someone who manually removes the cheese stuck in your hair, but someone who holds the camera while you do it yourself.

Friendship is all about trusting each other, sharing your crazy stories, and having someone to eat pizza with at 2 am.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

A best friend is like a four-leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have.

Friends don’t let friends wear ugly outfits… unless it’s a costume party.

A true friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

A good friend is like a precious gem, rare to find and valuable in every way.

Friends are like glitters, they make your life sparkle with joy.

A true friend is someone who can make you laugh so hard that milk comes out of your nose.

Friendship is like a cup of tea. It can warm you up and make everything better.

A real friend knows the best time to listen, the best time to hug, and the best time to bring chocolate.

Friends are the family we choose for ourselves.

A true friend is someone who never judges you for your crazy ideas, but joins in and makes them even crazier.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun!’

Friendship is not about who you have known the longest, it’s about who walked into your life and said, ‘I’m here for you.’

Friends are like stars, you don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there.

A real friend is someone who knows all your passwords but never needs to use them.