Funny Ford Sayings

Why did the Ford owner bring a ladder to the car race? He wanted to climb the ranks!

What do you call a Fords’ favorite event at the circus? A car-nival!

Why did the Ford bring a cushion to the party? He wanted to be a Ford Focus!

Why don’t Fords like going to scary movies? They can’t handle the Ford-tensity!

What do you call a Ford that can sing? A Ford Note!

Why did the Ford always get hired at the construction site? Because he was Built Ford Tough!

Why did the Ford go to the bakery? He wanted a tow-pie!

What do you call a Ford that’s been to the gym? A Muscle Car!

Why did the Ford become a comedian? Because he had great Ford-titude!

Why did the Ford go to the dance? He wanted to cruise the night away!

What do you call a Ford that’s been to medical school? A Transit Doctor!

Why do Fords make great chefs? They always deliver a tasty meal!

What’s a Ford’s favorite type of cookie? A car-amel cookie!

Why did the Ford bring a map to the party? He didn’t want to Ford-et where he parked!

What do you call a Ford with a broken leg? A Must-hobble!

Why did the Ford go to the beach? He wanted to cruise the coastline!

What did the Ford say to the speeding ticket? I’ve been Ford-ly accused!

Why don’t Fords like to play hide-and-seek? They’re always spotting!

What did the Ford say to the traffic light? Stop Ford-ing around!

Why did the Ford become a photographer? He loved to capture the moment!

What do you call a Ford with a dozen roses? A ford-able romantic!

Why did the Ford go to the gym? He wanted to ex-plore his workout options!

What did the Ford say to the bicycle? I’m wheel-y impressed with your pedal-try!

Why don’t Fords like to go camping? They prefer glamping!

What do you call a Ford that’s been to space? An explor-dition!

Why did the Ford go to the tennis court? He wanted to serve up some Ford-hand!

What’s a Ford’s favorite animal? A mus-tangaroo!

Why did the Ford bring a blanket to the concert? He wanted to ford-off the chill!

What do you call a Ford that’s lost weight? A Thin-derbird!

Why did the Ford play in the orchestra? He wanted to ford-fill his musical dreams!

What did the Ford say to the bicycle? You’re really pedal-to-the-metal!

Why did the Ford always win at chess? He was great at Ford-sight!

What’s a Ford’s favorite book genre? Auto-biographies!

What do you call a Ford that’s good at DIY? A ford-able fixer-upper!

Why did the Ford go to the dentist? He wanted a fresh ford-ontal!

What did the Ford say to the competition? You can’t handle my Ford-ness!

Why did the Ford go to the comedy club? He wanted to ford-get his troubles!

What’s a Ford’s favorite type of music? Hard-ship!

What do you call a Ford that’s great at dancing? A Ford-ango!

Why did the Ford go to the art gallery? He wanted to ford-mingle with the artists!

What did the Ford say to the piano? Let’s jam in Ford minor!

Why did the Ford become a magician? He loved to ford-disappear!

What’s a Ford’s favorite type of coffee? Ex-ford-espresso!

Why did the Ford go to school? He wanted to ford-ucate himself!

What do you call a Ford with a broken horn? A silent Ford!