Funny Farts Quotes

I fart, therefore I am.

Behind every great man, there’s a silent fart.

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.

Farts are just ghosts of the things we ate.

Farting is just the body’s way of saying, ‘We’re out of gas!’

Silent farts are like ninjas – deadly but undetectable.

If farts had colors, I’d paint my world with rainbows.

The nose knows, but the fart knows countries and cultures.

Farts are like arrows – they fly straight but never smell sweet.

A good friend will cover you with their fart to save you from embarrassment.

Farting in public is just your butt’s way of saying hello to the world.

You can’t deny it – farts are just plain cheeky.

Farts are the music of the colon – play on!

If laughter is the best medicine, then farts are the best punchlines.

Farting is just your body’s way of applauding a good meal.

Farts don’t judge – they make everyone laugh.

When you gotta go, you gotta go, even if it means farting in public.

Farting may be embarrassing, but it’s a surefire way to break the ice.

Farts are like laughter – contagious and impossible to hide.

Farting is the only thing we can all do and laugh about together.

Farting in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

Farts are like fingerprints – unique to everyone.

Some people speak out of turn, while others fart out of turn.

Funny Farts Quotes part 2

A fart is just a scream from your butt that needs a megaphone.

If you can fart on cue, you should join a band – they need a good wind section.

The best farts are the ones that catch you by surprise.

Farts are like mysteries – you never know what you’re gonna get.

Farts are the silent heroes that clear a crowded room.

Farting is a fundamental human right – never let anyone take that away from you.

If farts were a currency, I’d be a billionaire.

Farting is the universe’s way of telling you to lighten up.

The best way to conquer your fears is to fart in their faces.

Farts are like love – they make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Farting is just your body’s way of letting out the excess air from all the hot air you’ve been spewing.

Farts are like applause – they show your appreciation for a good meal.

The art of farting silently is a skill that only the chosen ones possess.

Farting is like a secret language that only the privileged few understand.

If you can’t laugh at a fart, you’re taking life way too seriously.

Farting is a delicate dance between your body and gravity.

Farts are like the weather – unpredictable but always entertaining.

Farting is like playing hide and seek – you never know where they’re gonna pop out.

Farts are the exclamation marks of the digestive system.

Farts are like snowflakes – no two are the same.

Farting is like a magic trick – it always catches people by surprise.

Farts are the hidden treasures that bring joy to the world.