You know you’re an empty nester when the refrigerator is stocked with only leftovers and condiments.
Being an empty nester means never having to worry about running out of milk again.
Empty nest syndrome: the only time you’ll be happy to find a sock under the couch.
Empty nesters: proof that parenting is a difficult art.
Empty nesters have less laundry and more time to do it.
Empty nesters: finally free to eat cereal for dinner every night.
The best part about being an empty nester? No more arguments about who forgot to close the refrigerator door.
Empty nesters don’t have to worry about hiding their secret stash of chocolate anymore.
Empty nesters: experts at turning off unnecessary lights and conserving energy.
Being an empty nester means realizing that you don’t actually need that many towels.
Empty nesters: now free to redecorate without worrying about sticky fingerprints on the walls.
Empty nest syndrome: when your favorite sound becomes the silence of an empty house.
Empty nesters can finally enjoy a clutter-free home.
Being an empty nester means never having to step on a Lego ever again.
Empty nesters: masters at finding creative ways to repurpose leftover macaroni and cheese.
Empty nest syndrome: when you realize that the dogs only listened to your kids and not you.
Being an empty nester means finally being able to hear your own thoughts.
Funny Empty Nester Quotes part 2
Empty nesters: the only people who get excited about finding a stray sock in the laundry.
Empty nesters: now free to host wild parties in the empty bedrooms.
Empty nesters: experts at finding new hobbies to fill their time and empty nest.
Being an empty nester means being able to have pets without worrying about allergies.
Empty nest syndrome: when you start referring to your children’s old bedrooms as ‘the gym’ and ‘the office.’
Empty nesters: the only people who need a map to find their own kitchen.
Being an empty nester means finally being able to sleep through the night, undisturbed by teenage shenanigans.
Empty nesters: now free to eat pizza straight from the box without judgment.
Empty nest syndrome: when you realize you no longer have any excuse to buy fruit snacks.
Empty nesters: experts at being able to take a shower without someone banging on the door.
Being an empty nester means never having to worry about stepping on a Lego in the dark again.
Empty nesters: now free to turn up the volume on their favorite TV shows without complaints.
Empty nest syndrome: when you realize you don’t have to compete with your kids for the last piece of cake anymore.
Empty nesters: finally able to understand how much money they were spending on groceries.
Being an empty nester means no more surprise science experiments in the back of the refrigerator.
Empty nesters: experts at turning the thermostat to their preferred temperature without complaints.
Empty nest syndrome: when you realize you’ll never have to hear those dreaded words ‘I’m bored’ again.
Empty nesters: now free to dance around the house in their underwear without judgment.
Being an empty nester means realizing that your car doesn’t need to double as a soccer field anymore.
Empty nesters: masters at being able to eat a meal without cutting up someone else’s food.
Empty nest syndrome: when going to the grocery store becomes a leisure activity.
Empty nesters: now free to have a silent meal without interruptions.
Being an empty nester means being able to use the bathroom without an audience.
Empty nesters: experts at being able to binge-watch their favorite TV shows without interruptions.
Empty nest syndrome: when you trade in family game nights for a quiet evening with a good book.
Empty nesters: now free to put plants on every surface without worrying about them getting knocked over.
Being an empty nester means being able to eat ice cream straight from the container without sharing.
Empty nesters: masters at enjoying a peaceful cup of coffee in the morning.
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