Funny Door Hanger Sayings

• Do not disturb unless you’re delivering pizza.
• If the hanger is on the door, I’m ignoring the world.
• Come back later, I’m binge-watching.
• Unless you’re the mailman or Amazon delivery, go away!
• I’m busy, please leave me alone. Unless you have coffee.
• Do not enter, I have cats.
• I’m not sleeping, I’m avoiding responsibilities.
• Please knock softly, my cat is napping.
• I’m in my happy place, please don’t interrupt.
• Do not disturb, I’m having a me-day.
• I’m busy, but if you have food, come on in.
• Do not disturb, I’m meditating on the couch.
• I’m not ignoring you, I’m just being anti-social.
• If this hanger is on the door, I’m reading a book.
• I’m busy, but please come back with ice cream.
• Do not enter, I’m currently accepting deliveries of caffeine.
• I’m busy re-watching my favorite show, please come back later.
• I’m busy, but if you need wine, I’m here for you.
• Do not disturb, I’m trying to adult.
• Please don’t knock, I’m pretending to be a mermaid in the shower.
• I’m busy, but I’ll make time for tacos.
• Do not enter, I’m working on my masterpiece.
• I’m not home, but my cat will judge you through the window.
• Please don’t knock, I’m pretending to be a princess in my room.
• Do not disturb, I’m binge-watching Christmas movies.
• I’m busy, but I’ll make time for a nap.
• Please don’t knock, I’m trying to catch up on sleep.
• Do not enter, I’m trying to learn how to cook.
• I’m not ignoring you, I’m just taking a mental health break.
• Please don’t disturb, I’m in my Zen space.
• Do not enter, I’m having a home spa day.
• I’m busy, but I can always make time for wine.
• Please don’t knock, I’m pretending to be a superhero.
• Do not disturb, I’m writing my memoir.
• I’m busy, but I’ll always have time for chocolate.
• Please don’t enter, I’m doing my makeup and singing show tunes.
• I’m not ignoring you, I’m just trying to organize my life.
• Do not disturb, I’m in my happy place with my plants.
• I’m busy, but I’m always here for good company.
• Please don’t knock, I’m practicing my dance moves.
• Do not enter, I’m trying to break a world record of Netflix binging.
• I’m busy, but I’ll always have time for pizza.
• Please don’t knock, I’m singing in the shower.
• Do not disturb, I’m creating my next masterpiece.
• I’m busy, but I’m never too busy for good coffee.
• Please don’t enter, I’m having a solo dance party.
• Do not disturb, I’m painting my life story.
• I’m busy, but I’ll always make time for tacos.
• Do not disturb: napping in progress.
• Come back later, I’m busy watching paint dry.
• Warning: If you wake the dragon, you’ll have to deal with me.
• Do not enter unless you’re bringing pizza.
• Please do not knock, the dog will bark and wake up the baby.
• Shh… writer at work.
• If you’re not here to deliver pizza, I’m not interested.
• Beware of the cat: he’s plotting world domination.
• Please don’t ring the doorbell, we just put the baby down for a nap.
• Sorry, I can’t adult today.
• Please excuse the mess, we live here.
• My house, my rules… except when my mother-in-law is visiting.
• If the door is locked, it means I’m pretending not to be home.
• Come in, we’re awesome.
• Do not disturb: I’m binge-watching Netflix.
• Please don’t disturb the creative process.
• Beware of the cat: he’s grumpy today.
• If the door is closed, assume I’m in my happy place.
• If you’re selling cookies, come on in.
• If you’re not here to help with the dishes, go away.
• Welcome to our humble abode… now go away.
• If you can’t handle my crazy, then you don’t deserve my awesome.
• Warning: We have a teenager in the house, please proceed with caution.
• Welcome to our home, where the love and laughter is contagious.
• If you can read this, you’re standing too close to my door.
• Please remove your shoes and join us for some good vibes.
• Do not enter unless you’re here to deliver wine.
• Please do not disturb the dog, he’s sleeping off his barking hangover.
• Sorry, we’re busy pretending to be organized.
• Please excuse the noise, the kids are making memories.
• I’m busy doing nothing, please come back later
• Do not disturb unless you have food
• Welcome to the napping zone
• Sorry, I’m not sorry for sleeping in
• Shhh…the baby’s sleeping
• Don’t wake the grumpy bear
• No soliciting unless you’re selling chocolate
• Please knock softly, baby’s sleeping on my chest
• Hush! The dogs are sleeping
• I’m ignoring the doorbell and binge-watching Netflix
• In this house, we dance in our underwear
• If you’re a package, please leave it at the door and leave quietly
• Come back later, we’re having a family meltdown
• Do not disturb, recovering from a night of gaming
• Keep calm and carry on…somewhere else
• Unless you’re delivering pizza, we’re not interested
• Please do not disturb, creating masterpieces
• Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my music
• Do not disturb, toddler is napping and mama is too
• If it’s important, please text me
• Warning: Grumpy old man inside
• Knock, knock, jokes better be good

Funny Door Hanger Sayings part 2