Funny DIY Tombstone Sayings

Here lies the remote, lost and never found.

I told you I was sick!

Beloved cat, finally caught that red dot in the sky.

He was always the life of the party, now he’s just a ghostly host.

The original DIY expert, even built his own tombstone!

Gone fishing, finally caught that big one in the sky.

Sleeping beauty, still waiting for her prince.

Life’s a beach, now he’s catching rays six feet under.

In loving memory of our wedding cake, forever lost in the back of the fridge.

Finally cancelled his subscription to the gym.

Here lies a coffee addict, death by caffeine overdose.

Master chef, forever cooking up smiles in heaven.

Here lies the ultimate procrastinator, finally ran out of time.

Peace at last, no more lawn mowing for him.

Gone but not forgotten, his sense of humor lives on in the afterlife.

Resting in peace, finally stopped searching for the perfect meme.

He always said life was a rollercoaster, now he’s enjoying the eternal ride.

Beloved cat, finally caught that invisible mouse.

Here lies an expert in parallel parking, still causing traffic jams in heaven.

No longer chasing his tail, finally caught it in the great beyond.

Beloved wife, finally got to sleep in without the snoring.

Eternal DIY’er, forever fixing things in the afterlife.

Gone but not deleted, his Facebook profile lives on.

Rest in peace, forever late to his own funeral.

Funny DIY Tombstone Sayings part 2

No longer stuck in traffic, now causing chaos on the highway to heaven.

Beloved dog, forever fetching sticks in the celestial meadow.

Here lies the ultimate party animal, dancing with the stars.

Gone but not untangled, forever wrestling with Christmas lights in heaven.

Rest in peace, finally unplugged from the matrix.

In loving memory of our selfie addiction, forever capturing memories from above.

Here lies a master of puns, forever making the angels groan.

No longer chasing his dreams, finally caught them in the great beyond.

Beloved cat, lost one too many lives in the pursuit of curiosity.

Resting in peace, no longer the designated driver at family gatherings.

Gone but not unfriended, his Snapchat streaks live on.

Here lies a procrastinator, finally missed the deadline.

Beloved dog, forever barking at the moon and stars.

Rest in peace, no longer the jukebox hero.

Gone but not unsubscribed, still receiving spam emails from beyond the grave.

Here lies a master of DIY disasters, always keeping heaven on its toes.

Beloved cat, finally caught that red laser dot in the sky.

Resting in peace, parking his cloud in a no-fly zone.

Gone but not unfollowed, still causing drama in the Twitterverse.

In loving memory of our expired milk, forever stinking up the fridge in heaven.

Here lies the ultimate bookworm, now reading the celestial library.