Funny Cat Sayings

1. Cats: the purrfect companions.
2. I have a cat, therefore I have everything.
3. Life is better with cats.
4. I’m a cat person – deal with it.
5. Cats: because sometimes you need to pet something to feel better.
6. Home is where the cat is.
7. A house without a cat is just a house.
8. Cats rule and dogs drool.
9. You can’t buy happiness, but you can adopt a cat and that’s pretty much the same thing.
10. I don’t always talk to my cat, but when I do, I use a silly voice.
11. Cats: the masters of napping and ignoring humans.
12. A day without cats is like a day without sunshine.
13. Cats: the only ones who can make a cardboard box look like a palace.
14. My cat thinks I’m the cat’s meow.
15. Cats: the reason the internet was invented.
16. I used to be cool, but then I got a cat.
17. Life is better with a lap cat.
18. A cat a day keeps the stress away.
19. Cats: the ultimate stress relief.
20. The only thing better than a cat is a cat in a funny hat.
21. All you need is love and a cat.
22. Cats: the most interesting creatures on the planet.
23. My cat is not spoiled, she’s just well-loved.
24. Cats: the only ones who can turn a bad day into a good one.
25. I can’t have kids, but I have cats and that’s pretty much the same thing.
26. A cat is a friend with fur.
27. Cats: the only ones who can make a mess look cute.
28. My cat is not fat, she’s just fluffy.
29. Cats: the kings and queens of the house.
30. I love cats, but I’m not crazy – I swear!
31. Cats: the reason we never have nice things.
32. All you need is love and a cat – and maybe some catnip.
33. Cats: the only ones who can sleep 16 hours a day and still look fabulous.
34. My cat is my therapist.
35. Life is too short to not have a cat.
36. Cats: the only ones who can make a cardboard box into a work of art.
37. A cat is a smile with whiskers.
38. Cats: the only ones who can get away with anything.
39. My cat is not lazy, she’s just conserving energy.
40. Cats: the only ones who can make a hairball look like a gift.
41. All you need is love and a cat – and maybe a lint roller.
42. Cats: the only ones who can make a simple toy into an adventure.
43. My cat is not aloof, she’s just selective with her attention.
44. Cats: the only ones who can make you feel guilty for leaving them at home.
45. Life is better with cats – and a lint roller.
46. Cats: the ultimate snuggle buddies.
47. My cat is not needy, she’s just affectionate.
48. All you need is love and a cat – and maybe some anti-allergy medication.
49. Cats: the only ones who can make a mess and then act like they didn’t do it.
50. My cat is not stubborn, she’s just strong-willed.
51. Cats: the ultimate drama queens and kings.
52. All you need is love and a cat – and maybe a scratching post.
53. Cats: the only ones who can make you feel like you’re being watched all the time.
54. My cat is not a diva, she’s just knows what she wants.
55. Cats: the ultimate lap warmers.
56. All you need is love and a cat – and maybe a lint brush.
57. Cats: the only ones who can make a mess look like art.
58. My cat is not grumpy, she’s just a little… cattitudey.
59. Cats: the only ones who can make you feel guilty for going on vacation.
60. All you need is love and a cat – and maybe a laser pointer.
61. Cats: the only ones who can make you forget your problems with a purr.
62. My cat is not lazy, she’s just conserving energy for important things like naps.
63. Cats: the only ones who can make you feel like you’re their servant.
64. All you need is love and a cat – and maybe a good lint brush.
65. Cats: the ultimate hunters and gatherers of toys.
66. My cat is not spoiled, she just has a refined taste.
67. Cats: the only ones who can make a box into a fortress.
68. All you need is love and a cat – and maybe some cat grass.
69. Cats: the only ones who can make you feel guilty for not giving them enough treats.
70. My cat is not fat, she’s just big-boned and fluffy.
71. Cats: the only ones who can make a toy out of a piece of string.
72. All you need is love and a cat – and maybe a cozy bed for them to sleep in.
73. Cats: the only ones who can make you feel like you’re not the boss of your own home.
74. My cat is not aloof, she’s just independent and selective with her affection.
75. Cats: the ultimate alarm clocks and wake-up callers.
76. All you need is love and a cat – and maybe a good vacuum cleaner.
77. Cats: the only ones who can make you feel guilty for not petting them enough.
78. My cat is not bossy, she’s just knows what she wants and how to get it.
79. Cats: the only ones who can make a paper bag into a fun toy.
80. All you need is love and a cat – and maybe a scratching post or two.
81. Cats: the only ones who can make you feel like they’re the ruler of the universe.
82. My cat is not picky, she’s just knows what she likes and dislikes.
83. Cats: the ultimate escape artists and Houdinis.
84. All you need is love and a cat – and maybe some catnip or treats.
85. Cats: the only ones who can make you feel guilty for not playing with them enough.
86. My cat is not snobby, she’s just has a refined taste and standards.
87. Cats: the only ones who can make you feel like they’re the boss of your own life.
88. All you need is love and a cat – and maybe a good litter box.
89. Cats: the ultimate nap buddies and cuddle partners.
90. My cat is not stubborn, she’s just knows what she wants and how to get it.
91. Cats: the only ones who can make you feel guilty for not giving them enough attention.
92. All you need is love and a cat – and maybe a cozy blanket for them to sleep on.
93. Cats: the only ones who can make a simple box into a castle.
94. My cat is not a troublemaker, she’s just curious and exploring her world.
95. Cats: the ultimate chillers and relaxers.
96. All you need is love and a cat – and maybe a cat tree for them to climb on.
97. Cats: the only ones who can make you feel like you’re the one who’s lucky to have them.
98. My cat is not fussy, she’s just knows what she likes and dislikes.
99. Cats: the only ones who can make you feel guilty for not giving them enough treats.
100. All you need is love and a cat – and maybe a cat bed for them to snuggle in.

Funny Cat Sayings part 2