Funny Candle Sayings

• It’s not a power outage, it’s just my candle addiction.
• I burn candles like it’s my job.
• Life is short, burn the good candles.
• I can’t adult today, I need a candlelit bubble bath.
• My candle obsession is lit.
• My house smells like a combination of magic and wax.
• I don’t need a man, I have my candles.
• I don’t always burn candles, but when I do, I prefer the expensive ones.
• Candles are like chocolate, there’s no such thing as too much.
• I never met a candle I didn’t like.
• The best things in life are scented.
• My love for candles burns brighter than the flame itself.
• Candles make everything better.
• I’m not a hoarder, I’m a candle collector.
• I’m just here for the candles.
• I have enough candles, said no candle lover ever.
• I’m a grown woman, I can buy as many candles as I want.
• I may have a candle addiction, but at least it smells good.
• I burn candles faster than I burn through my paycheck.
• I have a candle for every mood.
• Candles: the perfect way to add a little light to your life.
• A candle a day keeps the bad vibes away.
• My candle collection is proof that I have my life together.
• I don’t need a therapist, I have candles.
• I can’t keep calm, I’m a candle addict.
• A candlelit bath is the closest thing to heaven on earth.
• My favorite scent is whichever candle I’m currently burning.
• I light candles to relax, not to impress anyone.
• My mood depends on which candle I choose to burn.
• Candles: the perfect way to set the mood, without saying a word.
• If you want to know a woman’s true age, count the candles in her collection.
• Candles are like little rays of sunshine in your home.
• I don’t always know what I want, but I always know which candle I want to burn.
• I don’t need a man, I just need someone to light my candles for me.
• Candles: the perfect way to bring a little warmth into your life.
• I’m not materialistic, I just appreciate good candles.
• I’m not addicted to candles, I’m just a little obsessed.
• Candles: the ultimate mood setter.
• I don’t need a fireplace, I have candles.
• Candles: the perfect way to create an atmosphere of relaxation and peace.
• Candles: the ultimate form of self-care.
• I have more candles than friends, and I’m okay with that.
• The more candles I burn, the happier I am.
• I’m not high maintenance, I just require a lot of candles.
• I don’t need a man to light my fire, I have candles.
• Life is short, burn the candles you love first.
• Candles: the perfect way to make any day feel special.
• I’m not addicted to candles, I’m just passionate.
• I don’t need a candle, I need a candle intervention.
• I’m not addicted to candles, I’m just devoted.
• I don’t always light candles, but when I do, I prefer the smell of expensive ones.
• I could give up candles, but I’m not a quitter.
• Candles: because adulting is hard.
• I can’t keep calm, I’m a candle addict.
• I have a candle for every mood, and every mood is ‘light a candle.’
• I have a candle for that.
• Life is short, but my candle collection keeps growing.
• Candles: because your home should smell better than your neighbors’.
• I’m not messy, I’m just candle-ed.
• Scented candles: because normal candles don’t smell like happiness.
• My candle budget is bigger than my grocery budget.
• Candles: making my home smell like a spa, even if I never go to one.
• I never met a candle I didn’t like.
• Candles are my love language.
• I light candles so my house smells like my imaginary rich aunt’s house.
• Candles: when you want your house to smell like a bakery, but you’re not a baker.
• I have a candle addiction and I’m not ashamed.
• I’m not lazy, I’m conserving energy for candle shopping.
• I’m not crazy, I just love candles a lot.
• Candles: the only thing that keeps my life lit.
• I have a candle for every occasion, including ‘just because.’
• Candles: because life’s too short for bad smells.
• I’m not just lighting a candle, I’m setting the mood.
• Candles: the perfect way to make a house feel like a home.
• My candle collection is my happy place.
• Candles: because I can’t afford a personal chef, but I can afford to make my house smell like one.
• I may not have it all together, but at least my candles smell good.
• Candles: the adult version of a nightlight.
• Candles: when you want to smell like you have your life together, even if you don’t.
• My candle obsession is just a wick-ed sense of humor.
• Candles: the gift that says ‘I care about your nostrils.’
• I don’t need therapy, I just need more candles.
• I have a candle for every mood swing.
• Candles: the best way to mask the smell of your roommate’s cooking.
• Candles: because no one likes the smell of cat litter and takeout.
• I’m not high maintenance, I just like expensive candles.
• I’m not addicted to candles, I’m addicted to ambiance.
• Candles: because life is too short for bad lighting and bad smells.
• I’m not sure what my favorite scent is, but I know I’ve never met a candle I didn’t like.
• Candles: the only thing better than a fireplace.
• I like my candles like I like my coffee: strong and irresistible.
• Candles: the secret to making your house smell like a five-star hotel.
• I don’t always light candles, but when I do, I light them all.
• I’m not aging, I’m just getting more fragrant!
• If you don’t like the smell, blow me out!
• A candle a day keeps the darkness at bay!
• This candle smells like your secrets.
• No need to wish upon a star, just light a candle and make it happen!
• Burning this candle is cheaper than therapy.
• I’m not a regular candle, I’m a cool candle.

Funny Candle Sayings part 2