Funny Bro Sayings

• Bros before woes.
• Bros don’t let bros wear socks with sandals.
• A good bro is like a good beer – refreshing and always there for you.
• Bros don’t judge, they just offer unconditional support and beer.
• A true bro always has your back, unless you’re doing something stupid.
• Bros don’t let bros skip leg day.
• Bros don’t count calories, they count gains.
• Bros don’t hug, they chest bump.
• Bro code: never date your friend’s ex without permission.
• Bros don’t cry, they just get dust in their eyes.
• Bros don’t let bros drink alone.
• Bros don’t need words to communicate, just a simple head nod will do.
• Bros don’t let bros skip happy hour.
• Bros don’t need a reason to get together, just an excuse.
• Bros don’t let bros wear skinny jeans.
• Bros don’t let bros grow neckbeards.
• Bros don’t need a gym buddy, they are each other’s gym buddies.
• Bros don’t let bros drive drunk.
• Bros don’t need a reason to bro hug.
• A bro is not a bro until he has earned his wings.
• Bros don’t let bros go out without checking their hair.
• Bros don’t let bros dance alone.
• Bros don’t let bros skip brunch.
• Bros don’t let bros wear fedoras.
• A true bro knows how to grill a steak to perfection.
• Bros don’t let bros drink cheap beer.
• Bros don’t need a designated driver, they have each other.
• Bros don’t let bros go to a party without bringing a six-pack.
• Bros don’t need a reason to share a pizza.
• Bros don’t let bros skip game night.
• Bros don’t let bros go to a club wearing flip-flops.
• Bros don’t need a reason to have a movie marathon.
• Bros don’t let bros skip chest day.
• Bros don’t let bros go out in public with unibrows.
• Bros don’t need a reason to go on a road trip.
• Bros don’t let bros skip a wing night.
• Bros don’t need an excuse to have a beer pong tournament.
• Bros don’t let bros wear a fedora indoors.
• Bros don’t need a reason to play video games all night.
• Bros don’t let bros miss a UFC fight.
• Bros don’t need a reason to have a BBQ.
• Bros don’t let bros skip leg day.
• Bros don’t let bros wear a fanny pack.
• Bros don’t need a reason to have a poker night.
• Bros don’t let bros skip a beach day.
• Bros don’t let bros go out without putting on deodorant.
• Bros don’t need a reason to have a pool party.
• Bros don’t let bros wear a visor.
• Bros don’t let bros skip a sports game.
• Bros don’t need a reason to have a beer tasting party.
• Bros before woes.
• Bros who slay together, stay together.
• When in doubt, bro it out.
• The bro code is not just a book, it’s a way of life.
• Bros don’t let bros drink alone.
• Keep your bros close, your beers cold, and your hearts warm.
• Bros don’t have competition, they have allies in a never-ending quest for greatness.
• Bros don’t just share a drink, they share a bond.
• A true bro always has your back, even if it’s covered in ketchup and mustard.
• Bros don’t cry, they just sweat through their eyes.
• A good bro always knows when it’s time to share the last slice of pizza.
• Bros don’t need a reason to hang out, just a reason to drink.
• A true bro always knows how to make a bad situation better with a joke.
• Bros don’t age, they just level up.
• A bro is someone who knows the difference between doing nothing and doing nothing together.
• Bros don’t need a roadmap, they just need a destination and a cooler full of beer.
• Bros don’t judge, they encourage.
• A bro never lets another bro skip leg day.
• Bros don’t break up, they just take a timeout to recharge their bromance.
• A bro is someone who will always have your back, even when you’re facing the wrong way.
• Bros don’t let bros wear cargo shorts to a wedding.
• A true bro doesn’t need a reason to celebrate, just a reason to get drunk.
• Bros don’t just share a laugh, they share a story.
• A good bro always knows how to make a crappy day less crappy.
• Bros don’t need a fancy car, just a good sound system and a road trip playlist.
• A true bro doesn’t need a holiday to show his bros how much he cares.
• Bros don’t just share a beer, they share a memory.
• A bro always knows the right moment to give a high-five or a chest bump.
• Bros don’t get lost, they just discover new places to bro out.
• A good bro always knows the right way to break the ice.
• Bros don’t let bros skip breakfast, it’s the most important meal of the bro day.
• A true bro never judges another bro’s outfit, unless it involves crocs.
• Bros don’t need a reason to give a hug, just a reason to show they care.
• A bro never lets another bro pay for a round of drinks alone.
• Bros don’t need a reason to party, just a reason to bro down.
• A true bro always knows how to make a bad situation better.
• Bros don’t need a wingman, they just need a bro to have their back.
• A good bro never lets his bros go through tough times alone.
• Bros don’t need a reason to hang out, just a cooler full of beer.
• A true bro always knows how to keep the bro code alive.
• Bros don’t need a reason to hit the gym, just a reason to show off their gains.
• A bro never lets another bro walk home alone.
• Bros don’t need a reason to reminisce, just a reason to raise a glass to old times.
• A good bro always knows how to turn a bad day around with a joke.
• A brother is a friend given by nature.
• Brothers don’t let brothers do stupid things alone.
• Brothers: the only enemy you can’t live without.
• A brother may drive you crazy, but he’s also the one who keeps you sane.
• There’s no better feeling than having a brother who’s always got your back.
• When life gets tough, your brother is the one person you can always count on.

Funny Bro Sayings part 2