Funny British Sayings

Bob’s your uncle!

It’s all gone pear-shaped.

Keep calm and carry on.

Fancy a cuppa?

Mind your Ps and Qs.

You’re having a giggle, mate!

I’m feeling absolutely chuffed!

He’s completely daft.

She’s a bit of a nutter.

It’s raining cats and dogs.

Let’s have a chinwag.

That’s as dodgy as a three-pound note.

We’re in for a right royal knees-up.

It’s all gone tits up.

I’m knackered after that long walk.

He’s a bellend, isn’t he?

You look like a right plonker.

The cat’s got your tongue?

Don’t get your knickers in a twist.

I’m off to the loo, I’ve had a few.

Two’s company, three’s a crowd.

He’s a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

That’s a load of codswallop.

I’m absolutely gobsmacked!

Mind the gap!

We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.

I’m not a complete numpty, you know.

You’re barking up the wrong tree.

It’s like herding cats.

I don’t want to sound like a broken record, but…

He’s as useless as a chocolate teapot.

She’s bubbly as a bottle of fizz.

Time to put on the kettle and have a natter.

Don’t be a party pooper!

He’s a bit of a wind-up merchant.

Funny British Sayings part 2

I’m feeling as happy as a pig in mud.

Don’t rain on my parade!

That’s as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

Let’s have a chinwag and a cuppa.

I feel like a fish out of water.

He’s got his head in the clouds.

It’s all gone pear-shaped, hasn’t it?

She’s potty as a bag of frogs.

Keep calm and carry on, dear.

I’m fit to be tied!