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- Life is better on a boat!
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a boat.
- Boats and beers, my two favorite things.
- The best days are spent on a boat.
- A bad day on the boat is better than a good day at work.
- I don’t always go boating, but when I do, I prefer to do it with friends.
- Boating: the cure for a bad day.
- Boats: where every hour is happy hour.
- A boat is a hole in the water into which you throw money.
- The only thing better than owning a boat is having a friend who owns a boat.
- I’m not just a captain, I’m the admiral of fun.
- Life is short, buy the boat.
- Boating: the most fun you can have with your life jacket on.
- You know you’re a boater when your weekends are planned around the tides.
- Boating is not a hobby, it’s a lifestyle.
- Boats are like potato chips, you can never have just one.
- I’m a sailor on dry land, a boater on water.
- Boating: the art of getting wet and becoming broke slowly.
- The only way to escape the stresses of life is to hop on a boat and leave them behind.
- Boating: where every day is a vacation.
- Boats are like magic carpets, they take you to places you’ve never been before.
- If you’re not living life on the edge, you’re taking up too much dock space.
- A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor.
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a boat and that’s pretty close.
- A boat ride a day keeps the doctor away.
- Why buy a house when you can buy a boat and live on the water?
- Boating: where every problem can be solved with duct tape and a cold beer.
- The happiest people in the world are those who own a boat.
- You know you’re a boater when you spend more on your boat than you do on your car.
- Boating: the perfect excuse for a day off.
- The best memories are made on the water.
- The sea, once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever.
- Boating: the only way to escape the city and find peace.
- Why walk on water when you can ride on it?
- Boating: the only sport where you can drink beer and be good at it.
- I’d rather be boating than doing anything else.
- If it floats, it’s worth having.
- Boating: the ultimate stress-reliever.
- Life is too short to stay on land.
- Boating: the perfect way to social distance and have fun.
- The ocean is where I belong.
- Life is better when you’re on a boat.
- Boats are like friends, they bring joy into your life.
- I’m happiest when I’m on the water.
- Boating: the original social distancing activity.
- You don’t need therapy when you have a boat.
- Boats are the perfect place to disconnect from technology and connect with nature.
- Life is short, sail often.
- I’m the captain now.
- Boat hair, don’t care.
- I don’t always go boating, but when I do, I prefer to float.
- Life is better on a boat.
- I’m sorry for what I said when we were trying to dock the boat.
- If at first you don’t succeed, anchor and have a beer.
- I’d rather be boating.
- The best days are spent on the water.
- A bad day boating is better than a good day at work.
- We can’t all be on the same boat, but we can all ride the same waves.
- Boats, babes, and beer.
- I’m in a committed relationship with my boat.
- I’d rather be lost at sea than found at work.
- I’m on a boat!
- Lake hair, don’t care.
- Life is too short to not go boating.
- There’s nothing like a day on the water to wash away the stress of the week.
- Boats and hoes.
- Boat life is the best life.
- I’m not great at the advice, can I interest you in a boat ride instead?
- No shoes, no shirt, no problem.
- The only thing better than a day on the water is a weekend on the water.
- I’m not drunk, I’m on a boat.
- Born to boat, forced to work.
- Life is short, buy the boat.
- The only thing better than owning a boat is having a friend with a boat.
- I don’t always go boating, but when I do, I prefer to wear my life jacket.
- Life’s a wave, catch it.
- When in doubt, throttle out.
- The ocean is my happy place.
- I’m happiest when I’m on the water.
- There’s no place like home, except on a boat.
- I have a boat and I know how to use it.
- I’d rather be a mermaid.
- Anchor’s away, let’s play.
- Boating: the cure for anything that ails you.
- The only time I’m not lost is when I’m on my boat.
- I don’t always go boating, but when I do, I make sure to bring plenty of snacks.
- Sandy toes and salty kisses.
- Boating: the art of keeping your balance while going fast and trying not to die.
- I need vitamin sea.
- A boat is just a hole in the water you throw money into.
- I’d rather be cruising.
- I don’t always go boating, but when I do, I try to remember to put the plug in.
- Salt in the air, sand in my hair.
- Life is better with a boat.
- I’m on island time.
- Life’s too short to not go boating.
- Let’s float away.
- Boating: the art of throwing money into the water while pretending to be a sailor.
- I’m sorry, officer, I didn’t realize I couldn’t drink and boat.
- The best two days of a boater’s life: the day they buy the boat and the day they sell it.
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